Post by 5urvey on Aug 5, 2013 10:08:32 GMT
#MoatUp Results
1. Are you going to MoatUp?
Yes - 35.5%
No - 65.5%
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2. Have you been to MoatUp before?
Yes - 19.1%
No - 80.9%
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3. Do you think the people who go to MoatUp are elitist?
Yes - 29.8%
No - 70.2%
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4. Do you like the name "MoatUp" or do you think it should be called something else?
I like it - 7.9%
It's just a meet up, I don't care what it's called - 58.3%
I would go but I don't because of the name - 5%
I hate it - 28.8%
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5. Who are you looking forward to meeting at moat up?
GAVIN
Anyone who isn't elitist. Or a total nob. Or a cockwomble
Too many to list them all I hope they're all nice in real life,
@_Randid & @plasticgooner @wo0 @tinytwink @notgavin (Although I have met him before and he's a bald twat but I still love him) Oh and YOUR MUM.
Blah, blah, something about doing sex with somebody I shouldn't, blah blah, something about hating people, blah blah, 'bitter', blah blah, 'elitist'. Blah.
Anyone and everyone
Wo0. I want to bum her.
@wo0's tits.
People I've not met before: Ben Cameron Princess Miss Dee I am Hells Bells Sciencewitch People I've already met: Technically Ron TinyTwinks Jane Prinsep Sally Salster JamieDMJ Yeloop
don't give a fuck
Plastic & Rancid
John
There are so many people I would like to meet, but I am far too nervous to ever go.
@bishfingers @tinytwinks @missy_welsh and anyone else who'll be giving me a blow job.
I'm not going, maybe another time. *Some* of the people involved strike me as wanting to be thought of as 'elite'. Whatever; if that's what gets them out of bed in the morning....
NA
No-one. I have no idea where this all comes from or who organises it or whose clique it is.
Lots of people.
Someone who doesn't ignore me, like they do on twitter
@nosweetnothings @bella_astre @davidwhittam jamiedmj @rteefufkin in no particular order
No-one. It's incredibly elitist. No point denying it's not, just look at who's going.
@yeloop
Bish, twinks, Notgavin
Twinks Ben Cameron Sally salster Simon bish and hells bells! All of them really.
No one, because I'm not up my own arse enough to be invited.
I'm not going - load of brown nosing bollocks
I'm not going.
Would love to meet twinks, if only to see if she really is THAT ugly and onbnoxious in real life.
I'm not going, but I want to have sex with everyone who is. Well, some of them. Thankyou.
What's moatup?
Caitlin Moran, Graham Linehan and that Cheggers.
I don't think anyone who is going follows me so I'd be sat with my pint and everyone going "who?" Hahaha though I'd love to be a fly on the wall. Hope its fabulous!
Question 4 was unsubtle. I don't hate the name, but I'm going despite not because of it. I'm looking forward to meeting @janeprinsep, @wharfthecanary, and @yeloop. And anyone who likes to chat.
I'm not going.
Too many to mention here.
Can MoatUp stuff not be planned/talked about in DMs or email by the people who're going? Strangers planning a night out don't make for good tweets. Hope all have a nice time though. x
Moatup? are you fucking shitting me?
Rancid and plastic and Rookin and Ginny and all the sexy ones
There's one particularly nasty person going who I would never want to meet. unfortunately the draw of the fun people is not enough
N/A
Raoul Moat, Gazza, the Mayor of Rothbury, Rothbury Constabulary, and the Chair of the Rothbury Allotments Association.
Everyone
There are loads of lovely people going and I'm sad I won't get to go this time. It's a shame people project their own weird insecurities about those who do attend what is essentially an open invite event.
EVERYONE
You lot I suppose
@tinytwinks
@rickygervais
Does this moatup need an invite?
@iamhellsbells @nosweetnothings @beck1sm
@sciencewitch @bishfingers @notgavin @rookin So many other people too
not going so.... I'd have loved to go, it would be my kind of thing. But I'm just a follower. Nobody would know who I was if I was to turn up.
I'm not going but if I were, it would be You!
Anyone. I'll have gotten there by accident because I neither know what it is, where it is, or how/why people have been invited but not me? Mean.
@officer_yewtree @b0ringtweets
All of them. Too many to mention! Met a good few of them before at previous Moatups but this will be better as I won't be so shy. I'm not shy but it's quite weird at first then it's bloody brilliant! I'm expecting to get groped up by Plasticgooner though.
I'd like to go but no-body has ever invited me even though I've followed most of them for years and offered them all a number of bribes including: free tickets (various train/cable car journeys); astericks hugs; jealousy; independent financial advice; expired prescription drugs. I'm terribly witty and clever, not to mention beautiful. They'd love me. Alas, I'll continue to be a sad outsider and blame elitism. Have a great time, you elitist alcoholics. *hugs*
@hillyfoz As long as 'meet' just means 'staring at adoringly all night because I wont have the guts to actually speak to her'
Not going. But I hope you all have a very nice evening.
Too many to mention.
Rubber car
N/A, see above
The people who are most genuine on Twitter
Yawn.
@mynameiscal who I've met before but I just really like his face. @charliejburness
I can't think of anything worse than being in a room with a bunch of self styled elitist twats congratulating each other and pretending that they're as cool as their carefully crafted online personas. I'd be the one getting pissed in the corner and doing exaggerated eye rolls and gagging. You seem normal though, so I wouldn't mind meeting you. Have fun!
Every last one of you ridiculous bastards.
Anyone I haven't met.
I hadn't heard about it before yesterday. Not sure who is going and if I know anyone, so too shy to go.
N/A
Simon Bishop/Rancid/Plastic Gooner/Nosweetnothings/JamieDMJ/Ben_cameron/IAmHellsBells/dis_regarded/gandhipants
@grabcocque
Not going only due to child care issues though.
@tinytwink @beckism All of you!
@givesyouhel because she's ruddy lovely.
@rugbycupcakes @rancid @jamesleach @kingkongfingerbanger EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not going. But if I was, I'd love to meet @yeloop.
Met a few at the last one and some people were utter TWATS and not in a fun banter way. Esp a 'loud sweary northern bird' who seems to think she's a celebrity
The barman
@kingkongfinger
Not going as didn't feel I'd be welcome, or any of the people I like tweeting would want to talk to me.
All of you massive splendid bastards
N/A
1) Those who spend considerable amounts of time trying to convince others that they don't see themselves as Twitter celebrities. 2) Anyone who has more online friends than real life friends. 3) Weird, insecure men who use a pretend online persona to try and have sex with/ go out with women. It's going to be a great night!
Someone. Anyone.
The Queen
I CAN'T GO. SCREW YOU ALL!!!
I am not going...
BLARGH I'M SO PISSED OFF AT YOU ELITIST PRICKS WHINGE MOAN CRY
Everyone.
I'm not going, so nobody.
No one as I'm not going and wasn't invited but I wouldn't go anyway. I imagine its quite cliquey .
I would have looked forward to meeting you, but won't go because of the name.
I'm not going.
No one cos i cant make it
na
Twinks, princespip, rookin, notgavin, too many....
no one, cause i'm not going, i'm too elite fo shizzle.
I would be looking forward to meeting: Gavin, Jamie, Lex, Aaron, James, Sally, Ben and so many more! Next time
@garethaveyard - He's only coming along to pick up the £30 grand he's asked to borrow off me.
GIZZEROOOOLA. (Science witch)
Everybody, as nobody who attends considers theirselves elite. It's every fucker who doesn't attend who does
I'm not going so I'm not sure my answer applies. Twitter has been pretty awful of late though so probably nobody!
Your Mum and @davielegend
@shinytuppence's tits
I'm not going. I am short enough of confidence without having lots of rich, successful and happy people shunning me in a very public way. Perhaps if people were nicer and more inclusive I might give it a try. Seriously, you would avoid me like the plague.
RoughEstateDate
YOUR MUM
N/A
no one - elitist pricks
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1. Are you going to MoatUp?
Yes - 35.5%
No - 65.5%
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2. Have you been to MoatUp before?
Yes - 19.1%
No - 80.9%
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3. Do you think the people who go to MoatUp are elitist?
Yes - 29.8%
No - 70.2%
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4. Do you like the name "MoatUp" or do you think it should be called something else?
I like it - 7.9%
It's just a meet up, I don't care what it's called - 58.3%
I would go but I don't because of the name - 5%
I hate it - 28.8%
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5. Who are you looking forward to meeting at moat up?
GAVIN
Anyone who isn't elitist. Or a total nob. Or a cockwomble
Too many to list them all I hope they're all nice in real life,
@_Randid & @plasticgooner @wo0 @tinytwink @notgavin (Although I have met him before and he's a bald twat but I still love him) Oh and YOUR MUM.
Blah, blah, something about doing sex with somebody I shouldn't, blah blah, something about hating people, blah blah, 'bitter', blah blah, 'elitist'. Blah.
Anyone and everyone
Wo0. I want to bum her.
@wo0's tits.
People I've not met before: Ben Cameron Princess Miss Dee I am Hells Bells Sciencewitch People I've already met: Technically Ron TinyTwinks Jane Prinsep Sally Salster JamieDMJ Yeloop
don't give a fuck
Plastic & Rancid
John
There are so many people I would like to meet, but I am far too nervous to ever go.
@bishfingers @tinytwinks @missy_welsh and anyone else who'll be giving me a blow job.
I'm not going, maybe another time. *Some* of the people involved strike me as wanting to be thought of as 'elite'. Whatever; if that's what gets them out of bed in the morning....
NA
No-one. I have no idea where this all comes from or who organises it or whose clique it is.
Lots of people.
Someone who doesn't ignore me, like they do on twitter
@nosweetnothings @bella_astre @davidwhittam jamiedmj @rteefufkin in no particular order
No-one. It's incredibly elitist. No point denying it's not, just look at who's going.
@yeloop
Bish, twinks, Notgavin
Twinks Ben Cameron Sally salster Simon bish and hells bells! All of them really.
No one, because I'm not up my own arse enough to be invited.
I'm not going - load of brown nosing bollocks
I'm not going.
Would love to meet twinks, if only to see if she really is THAT ugly and onbnoxious in real life.
I'm not going, but I want to have sex with everyone who is. Well, some of them. Thankyou.
What's moatup?
Caitlin Moran, Graham Linehan and that Cheggers.
I don't think anyone who is going follows me so I'd be sat with my pint and everyone going "who?" Hahaha though I'd love to be a fly on the wall. Hope its fabulous!
Question 4 was unsubtle. I don't hate the name, but I'm going despite not because of it. I'm looking forward to meeting @janeprinsep, @wharfthecanary, and @yeloop. And anyone who likes to chat.
I'm not going.
Too many to mention here.
Can MoatUp stuff not be planned/talked about in DMs or email by the people who're going? Strangers planning a night out don't make for good tweets. Hope all have a nice time though. x
Moatup? are you fucking shitting me?
Rancid and plastic and Rookin and Ginny and all the sexy ones
There's one particularly nasty person going who I would never want to meet. unfortunately the draw of the fun people is not enough
N/A
Raoul Moat, Gazza, the Mayor of Rothbury, Rothbury Constabulary, and the Chair of the Rothbury Allotments Association.
Everyone
There are loads of lovely people going and I'm sad I won't get to go this time. It's a shame people project their own weird insecurities about those who do attend what is essentially an open invite event.
EVERYONE
You lot I suppose
@tinytwinks
@rickygervais
Does this moatup need an invite?
@iamhellsbells @nosweetnothings @beck1sm
@sciencewitch @bishfingers @notgavin @rookin So many other people too
not going so.... I'd have loved to go, it would be my kind of thing. But I'm just a follower. Nobody would know who I was if I was to turn up.
I'm not going but if I were, it would be You!
Anyone. I'll have gotten there by accident because I neither know what it is, where it is, or how/why people have been invited but not me? Mean.
@officer_yewtree @b0ringtweets
All of them. Too many to mention! Met a good few of them before at previous Moatups but this will be better as I won't be so shy. I'm not shy but it's quite weird at first then it's bloody brilliant! I'm expecting to get groped up by Plasticgooner though.
I'd like to go but no-body has ever invited me even though I've followed most of them for years and offered them all a number of bribes including: free tickets (various train/cable car journeys); astericks hugs; jealousy; independent financial advice; expired prescription drugs. I'm terribly witty and clever, not to mention beautiful. They'd love me. Alas, I'll continue to be a sad outsider and blame elitism. Have a great time, you elitist alcoholics. *hugs*
@hillyfoz As long as 'meet' just means 'staring at adoringly all night because I wont have the guts to actually speak to her'
Not going. But I hope you all have a very nice evening.
Too many to mention.
Rubber car
N/A, see above
The people who are most genuine on Twitter
Yawn.
@mynameiscal who I've met before but I just really like his face. @charliejburness
I can't think of anything worse than being in a room with a bunch of self styled elitist twats congratulating each other and pretending that they're as cool as their carefully crafted online personas. I'd be the one getting pissed in the corner and doing exaggerated eye rolls and gagging. You seem normal though, so I wouldn't mind meeting you. Have fun!
Every last one of you ridiculous bastards.
Anyone I haven't met.
I hadn't heard about it before yesterday. Not sure who is going and if I know anyone, so too shy to go.
N/A
Simon Bishop/Rancid/Plastic Gooner/Nosweetnothings/JamieDMJ/Ben_cameron/IAmHellsBells/dis_regarded/gandhipants
@grabcocque
Not going only due to child care issues though.
@tinytwink @beckism All of you!
@givesyouhel because she's ruddy lovely.
@rugbycupcakes @rancid @jamesleach @kingkongfingerbanger EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Not going. But if I was, I'd love to meet @yeloop.
Met a few at the last one and some people were utter TWATS and not in a fun banter way. Esp a 'loud sweary northern bird' who seems to think she's a celebrity
The barman
@kingkongfinger
Not going as didn't feel I'd be welcome, or any of the people I like tweeting would want to talk to me.
All of you massive splendid bastards
N/A
1) Those who spend considerable amounts of time trying to convince others that they don't see themselves as Twitter celebrities. 2) Anyone who has more online friends than real life friends. 3) Weird, insecure men who use a pretend online persona to try and have sex with/ go out with women. It's going to be a great night!
Someone. Anyone.
The Queen
I CAN'T GO. SCREW YOU ALL!!!
I am not going...
BLARGH I'M SO PISSED OFF AT YOU ELITIST PRICKS WHINGE MOAN CRY
Everyone.
I'm not going, so nobody.
No one as I'm not going and wasn't invited but I wouldn't go anyway. I imagine its quite cliquey .
I would have looked forward to meeting you, but won't go because of the name.
I'm not going.
No one cos i cant make it
na
Twinks, princespip, rookin, notgavin, too many....
no one, cause i'm not going, i'm too elite fo shizzle.
I would be looking forward to meeting: Gavin, Jamie, Lex, Aaron, James, Sally, Ben and so many more! Next time
@garethaveyard - He's only coming along to pick up the £30 grand he's asked to borrow off me.
GIZZEROOOOLA. (Science witch)
Everybody, as nobody who attends considers theirselves elite. It's every fucker who doesn't attend who does
I'm not going so I'm not sure my answer applies. Twitter has been pretty awful of late though so probably nobody!
Your Mum and @davielegend
@shinytuppence's tits
I'm not going. I am short enough of confidence without having lots of rich, successful and happy people shunning me in a very public way. Perhaps if people were nicer and more inclusive I might give it a try. Seriously, you would avoid me like the plague.
RoughEstateDate
YOUR MUM
N/A
no one - elitist pricks
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