Post by gimbal on Jul 30, 2013 7:43:20 GMT
1. Have you ever imagined a shower cubical being a teleporter?
Yes
No
18.8%
81.3%
2. Do you own a credit card?
Yes
No
33.9%
66.1%
Yes
3. Have you ever a sexual relationship with a person of the same sex?
Yes
No
20.7%
79.3%
No
4. Do you see a therapist?
Yes
No
14.8%
85.2%
5. What was your last dream about?
Food, love, friendship in a large city.
A mass shooting in my gym. It was horrible, and it gave me anxiety for two days afterwards.
A festival.
I was part of some weird survival game, which contained objects you can beat things with - most notably a huge sledgehammer - as well as other "weapons" and several creatures/people that were smashed by my sledgehammer and my team. It started over several times, always with slightly altered starting conditions.
Don't remember.
A big machine that was packing boxes full of eggs but the eggs kept hatching and little chicks kept walking all over the place.
Can't remember! Probably work related though (can't switch off!)
Work I think. Fucking dancer.
A weird mix of roofers and a&e...
I was at a house party where it all kicked off, there was violence. It wasnt nice.
I had to paint a wall that never ended.
Leo Messi signing for Man Utd
I had a dream that I was telling my landlord that he couldn't just come into my flat without asking
That I was buying a special motorbike that you used in the snow. I was buying it off that bloke from the telly who does bike shows.
I was in the House of Commons with the MP's, debating something. When it was my turn to speak I jumped down from my bench and started singing "There's No Business Like Show Business". During the rendition I somehow ended up in full top hat and tails with a cane. At the end of the number a UFO appeared, it's hatch opened and there was smiling Liza Minnelli waiting for me. So with the orchestra in full swing and the cabaret girls can-caning I tap dancing onto the flying saucer, waved goodbye and we left. Standard.
A murderer. I often have dreams about people being killed. I think the last one was me being stabbed by a random woman.
Sexual relations with a person of the same sex. Yes it was Rookin.
Cars, sex and fights. Eventful.
I honestly can't remember any of my recent dreams.
I can't remember. It was this morning though.
Gardening. Oh, and a bit of sex.
Cider
Sex with @leontia2001
Ruby Dazzle.
Jason Manford. I've developed a crush on him. Shame he's off twitter.
Not being able to put shoes on.
None of you Twitter fuckers. Sorry.
My teeth falling out.
@lzzyhale and baby oil...
work
A neighbour, that's all you're getting.
Somebody playing tennis and beating a pro at Wimbledon. Dunno who he was, but the bugger was wearing my shirt. I woke up and could hear a game from the local tennis court, so the sound must have slipped in.
Steven Fry was kind to me & let me sleep in his bed while be was out. I accidentally swallowed his special wooden Hama beads whilst asleep, thinking they were confetti.
My old friends with benefits came back from travelling and he was really fat and had a Thai girlfriend and I was upset because he'd gotten fat but still managed to get a fucking girlfriend - much like real life.
I had an anxiety dream about my parents dying. Earlier last week they were witness to a fatal road accident and if they had been thirty seconds later along the road it would have been them who were killed. It's shaken us all up.
A man. Mostly his hands. A man's hands. That was my dream.
A fantastically sexual encounter with a beautiful girl at work
Something very mundane normally, and then the next day I get surprised it was a dream. Like I go look for the cake I baked, and it was a dream. Could have a cake thief, of course. Sometimes I dream about Twitter. For shame.
A sexual relationship with a person of the same sex, interestingly.
Rarely remember dreams, they're so twisted and make no sense. When I was younger I used to haave recurring dreams about IRA bomb in a bin that blew me up and falling down the 'gap' on the tube. Hmmmmm.
Your mum
I can never remember them.
Last one I remember was driving a huge armoured vehicle through an abandoned shopping centre. Was odd but freaking awesome at the same time!
Hugh Jackman was staying at the hotel I work at. I had to be his personal assistant and his brother kicked my dog.
Work unfortunately
Really boring, colleague who has just left us to work some where else, told me they would not be in on Thursday and could I cover the office. (Yes that was an actual dream).
I dreamt a woman in my work put miniature tarantulas in my hair. I'm terrified of spiders and I didn't know what to do cos I really didn't want them in my hair but I couldn't touch them to take them out. Woke myself up panicking and went into work really angry with my colleague even though I knew it was a dream!
I dreamt about sleeping, I was actually that tired!
It was so secret that I kept it from myself. (I have no idea!)
I dreamt I was sitting on the toilet, having a nice wee. You all know how that ended
Too much rubbish in my house.
It was a dream about @catherinelm. The naughty minx!
Being repeatedly raped along with two other women by a pschyopath who wanted to us for breeding.
I'd love to know, there was a kangaroo & a turtle....
My car had some broken bits on it, I was stressing about it looking shite and how I was going to fix it.
My boyfriend disappearing!
Not sure. I think it was about a woman I quite fancy, but may have had another since then, that I can't recall just now.
Don't remember, but it must've been quite rude as I woke up blushing and a bit embarrassed!
Don't remember, but it must've been quite rude as I woke up blushing and a bit embarrassed!
Getting cancer
My ex friend chopping me up in to tiny pieces
Graeme Swann (England cricketer),he was doing an NVQ and I was his assessor (sometimes my dreams actually worry me, a lot)
My new job. I start in a week. New girl anxiety kicking in.
Marrying my ex. It was very realistic. Now I'm all sad.
Perfect sex with two men from Twitter, no names will be mentioned, but bloody hell it was good. It was so good my own heavy breathing woke me up, so thank you D and M, you've rocked my dreams on more than one occasion. Fingers crossed for meeting you both one day...
My girl friend, who isn't actually my girlfriend. *sigh*
Lee hendrie was trying to make a come back in football. He was at a party I was at. I then got on a bike to go to the shop & frank lampard was on the bike behind & we were chatting.
No idea.
Something so horrendous I am disgusted my mind could even have imagined it.
Bats.
having really random dreams at the mo...due to the little human growing in my belly. The last one was a baby with sparrows feet!
Being chased down by a stalker.
A politician, fuck knows why
Can't remember :-( BEST dreams were when I used to fly or I'd commute by swimming in a network of fast-flowing rivers and lakes. They were ACE but I haven't had those for a while. WORST was protecting some children from gunmen. No, I don't know why.
Dunno
Being tortured.
Can't remember
Karen Gillan
Living in a boarding school. @mamacasshardy got us into trouble by thwacking a lacrosse stick over a teacher's head. Maybe I DO need to see a therapist?
Living in a boarding school. @mamacasshardy got us into trouble by thwacking a lacrosse stick over a teacher's head. Maybe I DO need to see a therapist?
Sex.
I was traveling abroad and came across a yard on fire. I ignored it and kept driving. I eventually turned around, and when I got back to the burning yard, I saw the fire had spread across the street and several houses were exploding in fireworks, glitter and lightning strikes. Instead of helping the people trapped, I drove to the first house away from the carnage, only to find the owner was having a massive party. All of the lovely survey takers I follow were there and we had a great time. I woke up before we went back to help the victims.
Pooing blood.
I couldn't tell you, I never remember them!
I dreamt that my wife and I had a baby, a little girl.
My ex
Being homeless. Which I will be in about a month. Scared shitless.
Being outside checking the street.
I was trapped in a department store with a chap I like and some other people. He was being a right arse. I don't like him so much now. The power of dreams, eh?
I was a WWE wrestler.
Michael Fish was a superhero and he saved my life
I dreamt that Macklemore was my music teacher and I failed the class because I always got shy and clumsy when he was around. I wish this dream was true, he's a sexy beast
I'm of an age where I can't remember if what I've dreamt is real or I just have the worst memory ever now. Don't you just fucking love getting old?
Can't remember
Sex with the most gorgeous, wonderful man in the world. I dream about him a lot.
I can't remember. I think the last dream I had that I did remember was about a blow job.
Twitter people and a very large, complicated house.
Not sure
About having a twitter orgy. It was really really filthy.
Work, only we were in Canada and Beyonce was cleaning the dishes and she wasn't doing a very good job of them.
I had a much younger sweetheart.
Being relieved at starting a job and having enough money to pay my debts off. I even liked the people I was working with. Shame it was only a dream.
Thunder Run
Don't remember, sorry
Marlo Meekins
Getting into trouble for doing something wrong at work. Apparently I worry about that whilst asleep, too.
My Mum. No, wait...
Losing it in the office. Totally losing it. I hope it stays a dream
Moving to new house and finding same neighbours as old house. I have lots of nightmares.
Playing live with a band I used to be in. Woke up angry - the stupid twats still can't play in time.
Absolutely no idea
Davie Legend and your Mum in a shower cubicle that teleported them to a therapist who used her credit card to pay for some same sex prostitutes to come and pleasure them. When I woke up my pillow had gone.
zombies and it scared the shit out of me.........................................................................................
A really hot, hard and dirty shag with someone in my office.
A really hot, hard and dirty shag with someone in my office.
A swingers club.
No idea
I was homeless and the service I approached couldn't help because it only worked with lesbian Christians.
My family
My Grandad dying He is very poorly and in the last stages of dementia and I woke up at 4.15am Sunday morning after that dream and lay awake for my Mum's phone call to tell me he had gone as I was convinced he had. He is still hanging on but it's very near the end
Upsetting, getting lost and being publicly criticised for things I didn't do
I was at work, and had forgotten how to do my job
Not sure of it all. Only remember being on a log flume type thing, last drop was huge and I fell out. Tried to save my stuff (my bag and phone) hut one thing came out of my bag and sank deep. Then the search for dry clothes was on...
Being late for work
I can't remember.
I was being hunted down. It always ends the same: I'm caught, tortured and I'm killed.
I don't remember my dreams
Can't remember
Not sure. I think it was one of my confusing sexy time ones.
Work. Lots of anxiety dreams about work. Wish I was dreaming about my therapist though.
Sharks with rocket packs chasing me round a prison. I had football boots on.
Dreamt I answered this question already on a survey. Is it dreamt or dreamed? Dreamt looks wrong but sounds right. Dreamed sounds wrong but looks right.
Bus crash.
Can't remember
Can't remember
Trying to protect my children from yobs out to assault and rob them
Disturbingly 4 of us in a room while 2 of them were testing sex toys out on themselves in front of each other and 2 of us observing their reactions. Most disturbing part was the other 3 were people from work who I know have to face today!
Needing a wee.
Fruity about some tweeters
A nutter fucking my life up.
I don't remember my dreams
That I was in Gotham city and myself and a colleague were sent out onto the ice. I survived but he didn't and the rest of our colleagues blamed me for it.
For the umpteenth night in a row, a scenario about whether our purchaser's going to go through with buying our house so that we can move on to much better things.
Last one I remember vividly: I had to give up my little office and go and work in another building, in an open-plan office.....with other women. It was really awful.
Can't remember
I can't remember the exact details, but it involved me being chased and beaten up. All my dreams (at least the ones I remember, which are few) involve that. Freud would have a field day.
Can't quite pull it forward in my memory... it's tantalisingly close, right there but can't grasp it. No. Sorry. But it was fun, I remember that.
A colleague telling me to go back to work because I was faking my illness.
I had a dream that I got on a bus to quickly give the driver a blue bathroom flannel and it drove off with me on it. Very stressful, it was nowhere near where I wanted to be.
A twitter follower
My dog - who died 15 years ago
Cheese
Missing my flight, then getting a different flight only to realise I had missed 3 days of holiday - I HATE DREAMS LIKE THESE !!!
Kim Kardashian getting ran over by a double decker bus.
Can't remember
Thunderstorms
Work!
I had a dream about heavy petting with someone from work in some public showers. Which is very naughty, and i enjoyed it very much. I'd never tell him though
An old mates mate telling me she was pregnant and it was mine. Now I wouldn't mind this because she was hot but why can't I have the dream where we were shagging?
I don't remember.
It was about how to spell cubicle correctly.
Being at work but was an amalgamation of my old job pre kids and my new job I start in September, right people in the wrong place type thing
Work.
Work.
I am one of those people who can never remember their dreams. I'm pretty certain though, i'd have dreamed about one person in some way. Sorry that was a bit dull, wasn't it?!
Doing the sex.
Susanna Reid.
My last dream was last night/this morning. I was having fantastic, filthy sex with the guy I'm totally besotted with. I've not had the pleasure since last Tuesday and he's about to go away on holiday for a couple of weeks. I can't think straight already so I dread to think the state I'll be in when I do next see him.
Meeting up with a man that I went to school with. I used to be madly in love with him when I was about 15.
Haribi gummi bears
I went for an interview for a job I really want, smashed it and got the job. IRL I didn't even get a callback for it. Depressing
Can't remember
Sex
Can't remember
I'm trying to drink less at the moment (bit of an alcoholic.) This always means a tidal wave of extremely vivid, full motion, exhausting dreams which wake me up scared and I can barely remember moments later. The last dream I can remember, and that is only just, woke me in floods of tears. It involved a very public betrayal of trust by everyone who loved me. Spent most of that morning extremely unsettled.
I didn't sleep so well, I'm worried about my uncle. He's had two heart attacks and is currently unconscious. Heard my dad sob like I've never heard him sob before, horrific. So, odd dreams about my nan and her house. I always dream of her when I need comfort.
skids in a toilet bowl
I was moving house....that's about the gist of it. Nothing too weird last night
I dreamt that I was homeless and town was full of zombies, I lived in a box in a doorway and my only weapon was a concrete statue of a spaniel that I'd stolen from a Barclay's bank. Every time I saw a zombie I Twatted them around the head with my spaniel til their head caved in. What's that all about eh?!
Your mum.
Probably something sexual
I keep having recurring nightmares at the moment.
A cut on my left hand that wouldn't stop bleeding
A really lovely house being available to rent in my price range. Then the estate agent changed the price at the last moment so it was too expensive
Can't remember. Can only usually remember first thing when I wake up.
My father took everything out of my room and thew it in the car ready to take it to the tip. We had a fist fight on the drive and I rescued half of my stuff. (We get in incredibly well so I don't know why we didn't in this dream)
Arguing with a gardener.
A meeting with a recent ex-boss. I fell asleep.
It was a raunchy one about a fellow tweeter who I've never met. I love my subconscious!!
About the kids crossing the round and not looking when the did! Woke me up!!!!!
About the kids crossing the round and not looking when the did! Woke me up!!!!!
I've got 3 kids, I don't have time for dreams!
buying multiple versions of the same radio
@justhelens, @tinytwinks, @missprofanity
Being in sons of anarchy with dawn French
Shagging @justhelens up the arse
It was a deep sleep so no dream!
Can't remember
A kidnapping.
Sex probably. Hashtag dry spell.
That the man across the road who I'm sexing turned out to be my friends ex and he had ripped here off. I was gutted and couldn't decide whether to continue seeing him.
Friends getting drunk and playing dungeons and dragons
I sold my car and bought a hippo to ride to work! The hippo was called Gerald. He was my friend.
I dreamed that my husband was given 6 months to live. He's been ill a long time with his 2nd brain tumour but we've never had a doctor give us a life expectancy prognosis. I only ever have nightmares.
Same as last time you asked. I don't remember many dreams.
I went on a photography trip but I couldn't bring myself to take any photos and my dad fucked up my camera. The end.
That I can remember... I was late for work and every clock in the house was telling a different time. So maybe I wasn't late for work. Hmm.
Everyday life, it wasn't one of the exciting ones
Can't remember
Finding something id lost
Having my teeth out
I can't remember. This is very good news as I often have vivid and terrifying dreams :-)
Fringes
I was awake so much that I didn't have time to dream!
Literally cannot think - and I always have amazing dreams!!! Unless we're talking about life dreams - I'm rubbish at them!!!
I dreamt my brother had died and that my mum and dad wouldn't talk about it. Last thought was sitting in the back of their car talking to the ghost of my brother. I woke up in tears
Someone from twitter they were on a trampoline.
Me and my ex (we split 3years ago)were dating again and it was going well but then he proposed to a workmate called Lucy. (we are still friends so i told him about the dream and he said he doesn't work with or know a Lucy) i woke up in tears
I was sat on the toilet midway through doing a poo when a really hot girl who (in the dream) I house-shared with came in and started chatting. I couldn't stop all the horrible noises escaping from my bottom and was very embarrassed but she didn't mind at all.
Police were after me but I managed to avoid them as I had access to their helicopter comma feed. Took refuge at my parents house, running there on my hands. Will I Am was there too, for some reason. After leaving the helicopter crashed into a water tower nearby and I heard that a local artist was to blame.
Fighting someone and when I kicked out at them, I threw myself out of bed onto the floor! Oh how my wife laughed at me.
Playing peekaboo with a squirrel in the garden then finding out the council had took my car away cos it was over hanging the pavement by a millimetre and they were digging up the road
There was some middle of the night rally type race going on near my parents' house and I borrowed my dad's car, drove it out onto the road and sat in it smoking as the cars races by. My dad wasn't too impressed. Not sure if that was by the car use, bad parking or smoking. But we argued.
I rarely remember details of my dreams, but it was rude.
My Holiday
My husband hadn't moved the green wheelie bin. i was very annoyed.
Last night, about an ex boyfriend. Rated R. Feeling rather terrible right now after the content since I'm lying next to my wonderful husband but it was only a dream it was only a dream...
Sopranos
Loki from The Avengers. And a castle. And that's all I'm saying...
Checking someone else's lottery tickets for them and they won £1million on Euromillions.
I was a teenager in a cookery show, there were 3 teams but I was on my own. We had to go round a supermarket and get items to cook a 3 course meal. I had weird panic attacks, and at the end I went to the toilets and climbed out of the window.
Been stuck on the other side of a car park with restricted access that I wasn't allowed to walk through but needed to in order to catch my train. The bus driver who dropped me off said it would be OK but it clearly wasn't and the bus had already driven off.
Building cheap housing complexes in under a week then charging idiots £137000 for essenitially a one up one down maisonette flatty thing with the build quality of a static caravan. I was minted. Dont tell the tories though
Sex and violence. Perfect.
@youlovefox
That would be telling.
My last dream seemed to be about me travelling on a modern train but everyone including me was in Victorian clothes..stepped off the train in too Victorian London.
My ex gf trying to take her kid out to the fair, but I knew there was a guy with a flame thrower there so I was trying to stop her. Also another was going on a double date to the cinema with a girl I like and two of our mates, but there wasnt enough seats so I had to sit by myself, so I kicked off and got discount, but I still wasnt happy. And understandably as I only wanted to go to be with her. Wow now I'm upset :-(
summat
No clue, but the last one I can remember involved me being the chief of a tribe of Mongolian midgets and having to rescue Santa from the German Christmas village next door, there was also a great involved at some point but I can't for the life of me remember his role in it all
There was a huge peaceful protest outside where I worked in dreamland, until someone started throwing petrol bombs. The crowd dispersed in perfect square shapes around the bombs at an astonishing rate. Then I had to go to work. My job was to throw cake at support acts.
A guy who I've dreamed about before. He's not anyone from real life. In the previous dream we had sex. Last night we didn't and I'm quite disappointed.
Turned into sort of demon dog type thing and was being flung through windows to eat people. It was horrible.
My brother dying....woke up sobbing....it stayed with me all day...horrible
At a party that all the people who follow me on Twitter were at. They all looked at me and went silent then turned away from me. I'm not really insecure honest!
A post-apocalyptic city overrun by mutants from nuclear fallout. Nice and relaxing.
Haven't had a dream in a long time.....
A campervan. I had to get in the door but it meant climbing vertical steps which I couldn't do. Prince William was there, I told him he should go first as I'd be a while. Then I was wearing a pencil skirt, heels and a blouse. I've no idea why. We were all getting drunk and completing drunk missions. I dropped a valium before bed, this may have aided the dream.
A wedding of real life friends (who would never so much as date each other). I had a tweeter I don't know in real life as my plus one
Someone I would rather not dream about, being as cruel as she ever was.
About being with the woman I should be with rather than the one I'm actually with. It was somewhat idealised though and reminded me that nothing is ever as perfect as you might imagine.
The last one I remember I accidentally pissed all over a child.
Not sure - I have always forgotten my dreams by the time I get out of bed.
I had a dream that I broke my arm or something. I don't want it to come true.
I was giving a lecture about the mating ritual of the anglerfish.
I've forgotten
A cheque for £4000
A beautiful woman I do not know. I am working on revising my answer to Q3
I was the lead guitarist for a punk band, touring on the back of out number one smash "Socks in your face".
Sadly, I had a dream about being at work. Nothing happened but I woke up really stressed out. So pathetic.
Can't remember.
A big slider that wouldn't fit up the Hoover.
Too tired to dream
Alarm clocks
My cousin having a miscarriage. It was horrible.
My friend had a makeover to look like a gypsy bride. I was also a moth.
I don't remember my dreams ever.
I dreamt my day then woke up
I have no idea. I never remember them.
Using a shower as a teleport to see my expensive therapist to discuss my issues with same sex sexual relationships
About my shower cubicle turning into a teleporter.
About my shower cubicle turning into a teleporter.
Last one I remember was being held down by someone, who looked like Bob? From Twin Peaks and he was trying to force himself on me
Banging my married lover
Going back to work. I have a very new, very stressful teaching job and am ending myself about it.
Building my own house from scratch with no idea how to go about it
I have absolutely no idea, and it only happened about an hour ago. Having Monday off is smashing, either way.
My gf's ex and getting one over on her
I had a fling with Danny Dyer. Danny Dyer? I don't even fancy him. Odd.
Sex with someone I have a huge crush on.
Can't remember
I kept losing the car I was driving -- just misplacing it -- and visited an elaborate farm compound. The car got lost there, so everyone was looking for it, and other people arrived so I thought they had it, but then we all had to take a bus home. When we walked to the bus stop at the corner of the farm, somebody told us the bus wasn't running.
Going on a bus to visit my mother who had a bed in the middle of her shop.
Can't remember.
Sex at a Metrolink station.
It was a horrible dream in which I was fighting with my 4year old daughter. My husband woke me up because I was shouting and twitching
I was being chased.
Making love to beck1sm jumping in my teleporter shower cubicle and doing it again :-p
Work
Applying for the same job but at a different branch. Also dry humping @bishfingers
Always sex
Living in ancient Egypt and having male Cocubines Slaughtering all those that challenged my rule over the Delta
I dreamt that my old best friend who had an affair with my ex husband came round to my house and me and another friend sugared her legs. Yup...I have no clue either.
Being a defence technician during a zombie apocalypse.
A pair of boots came walking down the stairs by themselves.
Exploding water wings in the Bristol Channel.
I have no idea.
Lindsey Dawn McKenzie mmm mmm mmm
Very weird cycling dream.
I never seem to remember.
Driving an earth mover and it fell into the hole I was digging!! But then it turned out my dad was driving and I was actually on the back ith my dog...
Him again. Four nights at least out of seven he's in my dreams. Been that way for a long time now. Makes the days harder as we're always a couple and he's here with me in my dreams. Tormenting bloody brain.
Being cremated alive and trying to find out from the paperwork how long I would have to be in the coffin for before going into the incinerator. Distressing stuff. My answer to Q.4 may alter in response to this!
I rarely remember dreams, nothing comes to mind.
I cannot remember clearly.
There were a lot of horses, and Prince Harry involved. I don't remember the plot though.
Running. I'm always running in my dreams.
Being trapped in a hotel because there was a big gap with a sheer drop between me and the stairs.
I dreamt that Russell Brand popped in for a cuppa. He asked for 2 sugars in it and I was so shocked that it woke me up.
I was in a kitchen with Hitler and he couldn't stop crying about how much his mother hated him. I gave him a hug to comfort him before deciding to put him in an elevator and kill him.
Buying an anniversary present for a girl at work. It involved breaking into her car to find a half written card. I don't know her, never spoken to her, don't fancy her. Oddest dream ever.
I dreamt I was at a festival but it was just a road and it was dark and there was a horse there. The end.
Somebody I vaguely know online presenting an academic paper at the same venue I was having a writer's meeting. I was trying to impress her. Then I went off with some other writers and got drunk and missed the train home. All of this sounds very much like the sort of thing I would do.
Swimming naked
Last night I dreamt someone cut off my head accidentally and I thought: "well, this is my death then. Breathe. Breathe." Then I woke up. I have no idea what it means.
Telling my boss to fuck off
Again? I'm not sure this time.
Being a model in the 1950's.
It was a combination of images in my subconscious mind, primarily focussing on trigger events I've experienced recently. Probably.
i can never remember my dreams
A spa holiday
Spiders, goddamn spiders.
war
My dog dying
I can't remember.
Spanking Liza Tarbuck onstage in the Royal variety show. I probably *ought* to see a therapist after that!
My boyfriend. And his ex
Seriously - the girlfriend...it happens all the time - I'm a goner please help...
Having to sing 'Don't Stop Me Now' to be allowed to use the toilet.
Being chased around an old manor house by a machete wielding Russ Abbot.
analyzing scientific data probably.
A rather rude activity involving a blonde lady on Twitter. True.
My mum & sister got murdered, I hit the bloke in the face with a bat until his head was a pile of mush. See you all at moat up, I'm bringing my bat.
I'll tell you when you're older.
A trip to Philadelphia. I have about 6 dreams a year and they are never sexy. Often they are about a war breaking out while I'm at school, only school is in my parents house and we're running around building defences while watching a tank roll down the street. It's SO ODD.
I do not have a clue
Your mum
I rarely remember dreams and when I do I tend to forget them very quickly.
General 'trying to run away but being unable to' anxiety dream
Being pregnant. Considering I've always thought I never want children, it was rather odd.
dunno.
Not a clue. It's very rare that I remember my dreams. Can't recall anything from the last few months.
Running down a hill so fast I couldn't stop and had to try and jump over the train tracks at the bottom as a train was coming in.
Hanging out with a friend I haven't seen for four years.
I gave away my cat and they changed his name from Aneurin Bevan to Tom. I cried.
The different spellings of hoummus. That's not a joke.
Moving house. Dull....
Cant remember
Can't remember anything about it other than it was wet.......
Work, it has too much of my waking life so no surprise it dominates my sleeping life
Being a superhero
My husband catching a mouse from underneath a cupboard
No idea
Kissing someone I should nt..
If I'd have done the poll this morning, I'd have remembered
I forget dreams almost immediately.
A crush.
I made it to the back of the car in time and JFK wasn't shot.
I made it to the back of the car in time and JFK wasn't shot.
all dreams are dull when recounted.
all dreams are dull when recounted.
My boyfriend's sister. COMPLETELY unrelated to my answer to question 3!
Laundry :/
Weirdly about my dad. Who I despise and haven't seen for nigh on 20 years. Read into it what you will, I'm happy.
My best friend got married & didn't invite me.
I am too god damn tired to dream .
I can't remember but it was deeply unsettling. I rarely remember my dreams.
Work based anxiety
Can't remember so clearly nothing of a debaucherous nature
I can't blinkin remember!
Shopping
Dreamed about my sibling who lives in Canada last night. Dreamed about my sibling who lives in NZ the night before. I think I'm missing my sisters :-(
I was being manhandled into the back of a car, I'm sorry to say that I wet myself.
My struggle in a post apocalyptical world filled with demonic Tweeters who keep forcing their worthless opinions on people then get upset when it is ignored.
The last dream I remember was trying to find a working loo in a huge leisure park where there was a massive party. When I woke up I went to the loo...in the toilet, of course, not the bed!
A kind of Harry Potter inspired fantasy, where a orphaned wizard is working his way up a tower, guided by a witch his age who knows far more of magic than him, though not who he is. Someone (who knew who he was) was trying to dispose of the boy, by luring him up the tower as a dragon lives at the top. There was a rotating staircase made of dishes from weighing scales, which grew progressively fuller as he climbed.
something about meringues and dogshit
Getting the tube and eating roast beef monster munch
Running a marathon
Can't remember
I can't remember
Richard Madeley.
I don't remember dreams as I smoke a lot of dope.
Sex with 5 rugby players
Having lots of sex with @missy_welsh...outdoors.
My friend was giving birth in a graveyard on a tombstone and nobody could get to us to help so he had to give birth holding onto a gravestone
?
My best friends wedding
My best friends wedding
can't remember
Sex with a fellow twitterer who shall remain nameless. But jesus tittyfucking christ, he was good.
Ice skating in a secret rink
Edinburgh. For some reason, I often dream about being in Edinburgh. I don't know why.
Falling in love with someone I shouldn't have fallen in love with.
A lad from school. We were going out. Bit random as I haven't seen him since 2009.
Work
Being abandoned.
Can't remember all of it, but one minute I'd farted and nearly followed through and the next minute I was trying to persuade my ex to get in the shower with me!
Being murdered.
Someone on Twitter who I like very much.
Don't think dreamt in a while
Some dodgy looking boys knocking on my door in the middle of the night trying to sell me something. I shouted at them to go away as its 2.52 am .
Corn
Can't remember
Plucking glass out of someone's hand with a tweezers and then stitching the wound up with pink thread
My ex boyfriend. Oops.
Meeting my secret married lover, whilst wishing I was a member of the twitter elite, whilst pulling @twinks finger and eating chips from @angryplumbers thighs whilst hating myself and wanting @doilydolly's baby
Cant often remember my dreams but they usually involve being lost or trying to find a toilet!
Can't remember, sorry.
Running very fast
A fight and a fashion show at an ex colleague's wedding.
Bra fitting lady said I was a 30GG. I laughed at her, I'm a 38 and knew I couldn't have got 8" wrong.
Yes
No
18.8%
81.3%
2. Do you own a credit card?
Yes
No
33.9%
66.1%
Yes
3. Have you ever a sexual relationship with a person of the same sex?
Yes
No
20.7%
79.3%
No
4. Do you see a therapist?
Yes
No
14.8%
85.2%
5. What was your last dream about?
Food, love, friendship in a large city.
A mass shooting in my gym. It was horrible, and it gave me anxiety for two days afterwards.
A festival.
I was part of some weird survival game, which contained objects you can beat things with - most notably a huge sledgehammer - as well as other "weapons" and several creatures/people that were smashed by my sledgehammer and my team. It started over several times, always with slightly altered starting conditions.
Don't remember.
A big machine that was packing boxes full of eggs but the eggs kept hatching and little chicks kept walking all over the place.
Can't remember! Probably work related though (can't switch off!)
Work I think. Fucking dancer.
A weird mix of roofers and a&e...
I was at a house party where it all kicked off, there was violence. It wasnt nice.
I had to paint a wall that never ended.
Leo Messi signing for Man Utd
I had a dream that I was telling my landlord that he couldn't just come into my flat without asking
That I was buying a special motorbike that you used in the snow. I was buying it off that bloke from the telly who does bike shows.
I was in the House of Commons with the MP's, debating something. When it was my turn to speak I jumped down from my bench and started singing "There's No Business Like Show Business". During the rendition I somehow ended up in full top hat and tails with a cane. At the end of the number a UFO appeared, it's hatch opened and there was smiling Liza Minnelli waiting for me. So with the orchestra in full swing and the cabaret girls can-caning I tap dancing onto the flying saucer, waved goodbye and we left. Standard.
A murderer. I often have dreams about people being killed. I think the last one was me being stabbed by a random woman.
Sexual relations with a person of the same sex. Yes it was Rookin.
Cars, sex and fights. Eventful.
I honestly can't remember any of my recent dreams.
I can't remember. It was this morning though.
Gardening. Oh, and a bit of sex.
Cider
Sex with @leontia2001
Ruby Dazzle.
Jason Manford. I've developed a crush on him. Shame he's off twitter.
Not being able to put shoes on.
None of you Twitter fuckers. Sorry.
My teeth falling out.
@lzzyhale and baby oil...
work
A neighbour, that's all you're getting.
Somebody playing tennis and beating a pro at Wimbledon. Dunno who he was, but the bugger was wearing my shirt. I woke up and could hear a game from the local tennis court, so the sound must have slipped in.
Steven Fry was kind to me & let me sleep in his bed while be was out. I accidentally swallowed his special wooden Hama beads whilst asleep, thinking they were confetti.
My old friends with benefits came back from travelling and he was really fat and had a Thai girlfriend and I was upset because he'd gotten fat but still managed to get a fucking girlfriend - much like real life.
I had an anxiety dream about my parents dying. Earlier last week they were witness to a fatal road accident and if they had been thirty seconds later along the road it would have been them who were killed. It's shaken us all up.
A man. Mostly his hands. A man's hands. That was my dream.
A fantastically sexual encounter with a beautiful girl at work
Something very mundane normally, and then the next day I get surprised it was a dream. Like I go look for the cake I baked, and it was a dream. Could have a cake thief, of course. Sometimes I dream about Twitter. For shame.
A sexual relationship with a person of the same sex, interestingly.
Rarely remember dreams, they're so twisted and make no sense. When I was younger I used to haave recurring dreams about IRA bomb in a bin that blew me up and falling down the 'gap' on the tube. Hmmmmm.
Your mum
I can never remember them.
Last one I remember was driving a huge armoured vehicle through an abandoned shopping centre. Was odd but freaking awesome at the same time!
Hugh Jackman was staying at the hotel I work at. I had to be his personal assistant and his brother kicked my dog.
Work unfortunately
Really boring, colleague who has just left us to work some where else, told me they would not be in on Thursday and could I cover the office. (Yes that was an actual dream).
I dreamt a woman in my work put miniature tarantulas in my hair. I'm terrified of spiders and I didn't know what to do cos I really didn't want them in my hair but I couldn't touch them to take them out. Woke myself up panicking and went into work really angry with my colleague even though I knew it was a dream!
I dreamt about sleeping, I was actually that tired!
It was so secret that I kept it from myself. (I have no idea!)
I dreamt I was sitting on the toilet, having a nice wee. You all know how that ended
Too much rubbish in my house.
It was a dream about @catherinelm. The naughty minx!
Being repeatedly raped along with two other women by a pschyopath who wanted to us for breeding.
I'd love to know, there was a kangaroo & a turtle....
My car had some broken bits on it, I was stressing about it looking shite and how I was going to fix it.
My boyfriend disappearing!
Not sure. I think it was about a woman I quite fancy, but may have had another since then, that I can't recall just now.
Don't remember, but it must've been quite rude as I woke up blushing and a bit embarrassed!
Don't remember, but it must've been quite rude as I woke up blushing and a bit embarrassed!
Getting cancer
My ex friend chopping me up in to tiny pieces
Graeme Swann (England cricketer),he was doing an NVQ and I was his assessor (sometimes my dreams actually worry me, a lot)
My new job. I start in a week. New girl anxiety kicking in.
Marrying my ex. It was very realistic. Now I'm all sad.
Perfect sex with two men from Twitter, no names will be mentioned, but bloody hell it was good. It was so good my own heavy breathing woke me up, so thank you D and M, you've rocked my dreams on more than one occasion. Fingers crossed for meeting you both one day...
My girl friend, who isn't actually my girlfriend. *sigh*
Lee hendrie was trying to make a come back in football. He was at a party I was at. I then got on a bike to go to the shop & frank lampard was on the bike behind & we were chatting.
No idea.
Something so horrendous I am disgusted my mind could even have imagined it.
Bats.
having really random dreams at the mo...due to the little human growing in my belly. The last one was a baby with sparrows feet!
Being chased down by a stalker.
A politician, fuck knows why
Can't remember :-( BEST dreams were when I used to fly or I'd commute by swimming in a network of fast-flowing rivers and lakes. They were ACE but I haven't had those for a while. WORST was protecting some children from gunmen. No, I don't know why.
Dunno
Being tortured.
Can't remember
Karen Gillan
Living in a boarding school. @mamacasshardy got us into trouble by thwacking a lacrosse stick over a teacher's head. Maybe I DO need to see a therapist?
Living in a boarding school. @mamacasshardy got us into trouble by thwacking a lacrosse stick over a teacher's head. Maybe I DO need to see a therapist?
Sex.
I was traveling abroad and came across a yard on fire. I ignored it and kept driving. I eventually turned around, and when I got back to the burning yard, I saw the fire had spread across the street and several houses were exploding in fireworks, glitter and lightning strikes. Instead of helping the people trapped, I drove to the first house away from the carnage, only to find the owner was having a massive party. All of the lovely survey takers I follow were there and we had a great time. I woke up before we went back to help the victims.
Pooing blood.
I couldn't tell you, I never remember them!
I dreamt that my wife and I had a baby, a little girl.
My ex
Being homeless. Which I will be in about a month. Scared shitless.
Being outside checking the street.
I was trapped in a department store with a chap I like and some other people. He was being a right arse. I don't like him so much now. The power of dreams, eh?
I was a WWE wrestler.
Michael Fish was a superhero and he saved my life
I dreamt that Macklemore was my music teacher and I failed the class because I always got shy and clumsy when he was around. I wish this dream was true, he's a sexy beast
I'm of an age where I can't remember if what I've dreamt is real or I just have the worst memory ever now. Don't you just fucking love getting old?
Can't remember
Sex with the most gorgeous, wonderful man in the world. I dream about him a lot.
I can't remember. I think the last dream I had that I did remember was about a blow job.
Twitter people and a very large, complicated house.
Not sure
About having a twitter orgy. It was really really filthy.
Work, only we were in Canada and Beyonce was cleaning the dishes and she wasn't doing a very good job of them.
I had a much younger sweetheart.
Being relieved at starting a job and having enough money to pay my debts off. I even liked the people I was working with. Shame it was only a dream.
Thunder Run
Don't remember, sorry
Marlo Meekins
Getting into trouble for doing something wrong at work. Apparently I worry about that whilst asleep, too.
My Mum. No, wait...
Losing it in the office. Totally losing it. I hope it stays a dream
Moving to new house and finding same neighbours as old house. I have lots of nightmares.
Playing live with a band I used to be in. Woke up angry - the stupid twats still can't play in time.
Absolutely no idea
Davie Legend and your Mum in a shower cubicle that teleported them to a therapist who used her credit card to pay for some same sex prostitutes to come and pleasure them. When I woke up my pillow had gone.
zombies and it scared the shit out of me.........................................................................................
A really hot, hard and dirty shag with someone in my office.
A really hot, hard and dirty shag with someone in my office.
A swingers club.
No idea
I was homeless and the service I approached couldn't help because it only worked with lesbian Christians.
My family
My Grandad dying
He is very poorly and in the last stages of dementia and I woke up at 4.15am Sunday morning after that dream and lay awake for my Mum's phone call to tell me he had gone as I was convinced he had. He is still hanging on but it's very near the end Upsetting, getting lost and being publicly criticised for things I didn't do
I was at work, and had forgotten how to do my job
Not sure of it all. Only remember being on a log flume type thing, last drop was huge and I fell out. Tried to save my stuff (my bag and phone) hut one thing came out of my bag and sank deep. Then the search for dry clothes was on...
Being late for work
I can't remember.
I was being hunted down. It always ends the same: I'm caught, tortured and I'm killed.
I don't remember my dreams
Can't remember
Not sure. I think it was one of my confusing sexy time ones.
Work. Lots of anxiety dreams about work. Wish I was dreaming about my therapist though.
Sharks with rocket packs chasing me round a prison. I had football boots on.
Dreamt I answered this question already on a survey. Is it dreamt or dreamed? Dreamt looks wrong but sounds right. Dreamed sounds wrong but looks right.
Bus crash.
Can't remember
Can't remember
Trying to protect my children from yobs out to assault and rob them
Disturbingly 4 of us in a room while 2 of them were testing sex toys out on themselves in front of each other and 2 of us observing their reactions. Most disturbing part was the other 3 were people from work who I know have to face today!
Needing a wee.
Fruity about some tweeters
A nutter fucking my life up.
I don't remember my dreams
That I was in Gotham city and myself and a colleague were sent out onto the ice. I survived but he didn't and the rest of our colleagues blamed me for it.
For the umpteenth night in a row, a scenario about whether our purchaser's going to go through with buying our house so that we can move on to much better things.
Last one I remember vividly: I had to give up my little office and go and work in another building, in an open-plan office.....with other women. It was really awful.
Can't remember
I can't remember the exact details, but it involved me being chased and beaten up. All my dreams (at least the ones I remember, which are few) involve that. Freud would have a field day.
Can't quite pull it forward in my memory... it's tantalisingly close, right there but can't grasp it. No. Sorry. But it was fun, I remember that.
A colleague telling me to go back to work because I was faking my illness.
I had a dream that I got on a bus to quickly give the driver a blue bathroom flannel and it drove off with me on it. Very stressful, it was nowhere near where I wanted to be.
A twitter follower
My dog - who died 15 years ago
Cheese
Missing my flight, then getting a different flight only to realise I had missed 3 days of holiday - I HATE DREAMS LIKE THESE !!!
Kim Kardashian getting ran over by a double decker bus.
Can't remember
Thunderstorms
Work!
I had a dream about heavy petting with someone from work in some public showers. Which is very naughty, and i enjoyed it very much. I'd never tell him though
An old mates mate telling me she was pregnant and it was mine. Now I wouldn't mind this because she was hot but why can't I have the dream where we were shagging?
I don't remember.
It was about how to spell cubicle correctly.
Being at work but was an amalgamation of my old job pre kids and my new job I start in September, right people in the wrong place type thing
Work.
Work.
I am one of those people who can never remember their dreams. I'm pretty certain though, i'd have dreamed about one person in some way. Sorry that was a bit dull, wasn't it?!
Doing the sex.
Susanna Reid.
My last dream was last night/this morning. I was having fantastic, filthy sex with the guy I'm totally besotted with. I've not had the pleasure since last Tuesday and he's about to go away on holiday for a couple of weeks. I can't think straight already so I dread to think the state I'll be in when I do next see him.
Meeting up with a man that I went to school with. I used to be madly in love with him when I was about 15.
Haribi gummi bears
I went for an interview for a job I really want, smashed it and got the job. IRL I didn't even get a callback for it. Depressing
Can't remember
Sex
Can't remember
I'm trying to drink less at the moment (bit of an alcoholic.) This always means a tidal wave of extremely vivid, full motion, exhausting dreams which wake me up scared and I can barely remember moments later. The last dream I can remember, and that is only just, woke me in floods of tears. It involved a very public betrayal of trust by everyone who loved me. Spent most of that morning extremely unsettled.
I didn't sleep so well, I'm worried about my uncle. He's had two heart attacks and is currently unconscious. Heard my dad sob like I've never heard him sob before, horrific. So, odd dreams about my nan and her house. I always dream of her when I need comfort.
skids in a toilet bowl
I was moving house....that's about the gist of it. Nothing too weird last night
I dreamt that I was homeless and town was full of zombies, I lived in a box in a doorway and my only weapon was a concrete statue of a spaniel that I'd stolen from a Barclay's bank. Every time I saw a zombie I Twatted them around the head with my spaniel til their head caved in. What's that all about eh?!
Your mum.
Probably something sexual
I keep having recurring nightmares at the moment.
A cut on my left hand that wouldn't stop bleeding
A really lovely house being available to rent in my price range. Then the estate agent changed the price at the last moment so it was too expensive
Can't remember. Can only usually remember first thing when I wake up.
My father took everything out of my room and thew it in the car ready to take it to the tip. We had a fist fight on the drive and I rescued half of my stuff. (We get in incredibly well so I don't know why we didn't in this dream)
Arguing with a gardener.
A meeting with a recent ex-boss. I fell asleep.
It was a raunchy one about a fellow tweeter who I've never met. I love my subconscious!!
About the kids crossing the round and not looking when the did! Woke me up!!!!!
About the kids crossing the round and not looking when the did! Woke me up!!!!!
I've got 3 kids, I don't have time for dreams!
buying multiple versions of the same radio
@justhelens, @tinytwinks, @missprofanity
Being in sons of anarchy with dawn French
Shagging @justhelens up the arse
It was a deep sleep so no dream!
Can't remember
A kidnapping.
Sex probably. Hashtag dry spell.
That the man across the road who I'm sexing turned out to be my friends ex and he had ripped here off. I was gutted and couldn't decide whether to continue seeing him.
Friends getting drunk and playing dungeons and dragons
I sold my car and bought a hippo to ride to work! The hippo was called Gerald. He was my friend.
I dreamed that my husband was given 6 months to live. He's been ill a long time with his 2nd brain tumour but we've never had a doctor give us a life expectancy prognosis. I only ever have nightmares.
Same as last time you asked. I don't remember many dreams.
I went on a photography trip but I couldn't bring myself to take any photos and my dad fucked up my camera. The end.
That I can remember... I was late for work and every clock in the house was telling a different time. So maybe I wasn't late for work. Hmm.
Everyday life, it wasn't one of the exciting ones
Can't remember
Finding something id lost
Having my teeth out
I can't remember. This is very good news as I often have vivid and terrifying dreams :-)
Fringes
I was awake so much that I didn't have time to dream!
Literally cannot think - and I always have amazing dreams!!! Unless we're talking about life dreams - I'm rubbish at them!!!
I dreamt my brother had died and that my mum and dad wouldn't talk about it. Last thought was sitting in the back of their car talking to the ghost of my brother. I woke up in tears
Someone from twitter they were on a trampoline.
Me and my ex (we split 3years ago)were dating again and it was going well but then he proposed to a workmate called Lucy. (we are still friends so i told him about the dream and he said he doesn't work with or know a Lucy) i woke up in tears
I was sat on the toilet midway through doing a poo when a really hot girl who (in the dream) I house-shared with came in and started chatting. I couldn't stop all the horrible noises escaping from my bottom and was very embarrassed but she didn't mind at all.
Police were after me but I managed to avoid them as I had access to their helicopter comma feed. Took refuge at my parents house, running there on my hands. Will I Am was there too, for some reason. After leaving the helicopter crashed into a water tower nearby and I heard that a local artist was to blame.
Fighting someone and when I kicked out at them, I threw myself out of bed onto the floor! Oh how my wife laughed at me.
Playing peekaboo with a squirrel in the garden then finding out the council had took my car away cos it was over hanging the pavement by a millimetre and they were digging up the road
There was some middle of the night rally type race going on near my parents' house and I borrowed my dad's car, drove it out onto the road and sat in it smoking as the cars races by. My dad wasn't too impressed. Not sure if that was by the car use, bad parking or smoking. But we argued.
I rarely remember details of my dreams, but it was rude.
My Holiday
My husband hadn't moved the green wheelie bin. i was very annoyed.
Last night, about an ex boyfriend. Rated R. Feeling rather terrible right now after the content since I'm lying next to my wonderful husband
but it was only a dream it was only a dream... Sopranos
Loki from The Avengers. And a castle. And that's all I'm saying...
Checking someone else's lottery tickets for them and they won £1million on Euromillions.
I was a teenager in a cookery show, there were 3 teams but I was on my own. We had to go round a supermarket and get items to cook a 3 course meal. I had weird panic attacks, and at the end I went to the toilets and climbed out of the window.
Been stuck on the other side of a car park with restricted access that I wasn't allowed to walk through but needed to in order to catch my train. The bus driver who dropped me off said it would be OK but it clearly wasn't and the bus had already driven off.
Building cheap housing complexes in under a week then charging idiots £137000 for essenitially a one up one down maisonette flatty thing with the build quality of a static caravan. I was minted. Dont tell the tories though
Sex and violence. Perfect.
@youlovefox
That would be telling.
My last dream seemed to be about me travelling on a modern train but everyone including me was in Victorian clothes..stepped off the train in too Victorian London.
My ex gf trying to take her kid out to the fair, but I knew there was a guy with a flame thrower there so I was trying to stop her. Also another was going on a double date to the cinema with a girl I like and two of our mates, but there wasnt enough seats so I had to sit by myself, so I kicked off and got discount, but I still wasnt happy. And understandably as I only wanted to go to be with her. Wow now I'm upset :-(
summat
No clue, but the last one I can remember involved me being the chief of a tribe of Mongolian midgets and having to rescue Santa from the German Christmas village next door, there was also a great involved at some point but I can't for the life of me remember his role in it all
There was a huge peaceful protest outside where I worked in dreamland, until someone started throwing petrol bombs. The crowd dispersed in perfect square shapes around the bombs at an astonishing rate. Then I had to go to work. My job was to throw cake at support acts.
A guy who I've dreamed about before. He's not anyone from real life. In the previous dream we had sex. Last night we didn't and I'm quite disappointed.
Turned into sort of demon dog type thing and was being flung through windows to eat people. It was horrible.
My brother dying....woke up sobbing....it stayed with me all day...horrible
At a party that all the people who follow me on Twitter were at. They all looked at me and went silent then turned away from me. I'm not really insecure honest!
A post-apocalyptic city overrun by mutants from nuclear fallout. Nice and relaxing.
Haven't had a dream in a long time.....
A campervan. I had to get in the door but it meant climbing vertical steps which I couldn't do. Prince William was there, I told him he should go first as I'd be a while. Then I was wearing a pencil skirt, heels and a blouse. I've no idea why. We were all getting drunk and completing drunk missions. I dropped a valium before bed, this may have aided the dream.
A wedding of real life friends (who would never so much as date each other). I had a tweeter I don't know in real life as my plus one
Someone I would rather not dream about, being as cruel as she ever was.
About being with the woman I should be with rather than the one I'm actually with. It was somewhat idealised though and reminded me that nothing is ever as perfect as you might imagine.
The last one I remember I accidentally pissed all over a child.
Not sure - I have always forgotten my dreams by the time I get out of bed.
I had a dream that I broke my arm or something. I don't want it to come true.
I was giving a lecture about the mating ritual of the anglerfish.
I've forgotten
A cheque for £4000
A beautiful woman I do not know. I am working on revising my answer to Q3
I was the lead guitarist for a punk band, touring on the back of out number one smash "Socks in your face".
Sadly, I had a dream about being at work. Nothing happened but I woke up really stressed out. So pathetic.
Can't remember.
A big slider that wouldn't fit up the Hoover.
Too tired to dream
Alarm clocks
My cousin having a miscarriage. It was horrible.
My friend had a makeover to look like a gypsy bride. I was also a moth.
I don't remember my dreams ever.
I dreamt my day then woke up
I have no idea. I never remember them.
Using a shower as a teleport to see my expensive therapist to discuss my issues with same sex sexual relationships
About my shower cubicle turning into a teleporter.
About my shower cubicle turning into a teleporter.
Last one I remember was being held down by someone, who looked like Bob? From Twin Peaks and he was trying to force himself on me
Banging my married lover
Going back to work. I have a very new, very stressful teaching job and am ending myself about it.
Building my own house from scratch with no idea how to go about it
I have absolutely no idea, and it only happened about an hour ago. Having Monday off is smashing, either way.
My gf's ex and getting one over on her
I had a fling with Danny Dyer. Danny Dyer? I don't even fancy him. Odd.
Sex with someone I have a huge crush on.
Can't remember
I kept losing the car I was driving -- just misplacing it -- and visited an elaborate farm compound. The car got lost there, so everyone was looking for it, and other people arrived so I thought they had it, but then we all had to take a bus home. When we walked to the bus stop at the corner of the farm, somebody told us the bus wasn't running.
Going on a bus to visit my mother who had a bed in the middle of her shop.
Can't remember.
Sex at a Metrolink station.
It was a horrible dream in which I was fighting with my 4year old daughter. My husband woke me up because I was shouting and twitching
I was being chased.
Making love to beck1sm jumping in my teleporter shower cubicle and doing it again :-p
Work
Applying for the same job but at a different branch. Also dry humping @bishfingers
Always sex
Living in ancient Egypt and having male Cocubines Slaughtering all those that challenged my rule over the Delta
I dreamt that my old best friend who had an affair with my ex husband came round to my house and me and another friend sugared her legs. Yup...I have no clue either.
Being a defence technician during a zombie apocalypse.
A pair of boots came walking down the stairs by themselves.
Exploding water wings in the Bristol Channel.
I have no idea.
Lindsey Dawn McKenzie mmm mmm mmm
Very weird cycling dream.
I never seem to remember.
Driving an earth mover and it fell into the hole I was digging!! But then it turned out my dad was driving and I was actually on the back ith my dog...
Him again. Four nights at least out of seven he's in my dreams. Been that way for a long time now. Makes the days harder as we're always a couple and he's here with me in my dreams. Tormenting bloody brain.
Being cremated alive and trying to find out from the paperwork how long I would have to be in the coffin for before going into the incinerator. Distressing stuff. My answer to Q.4 may alter in response to this!
I rarely remember dreams, nothing comes to mind.
I cannot remember clearly.
There were a lot of horses, and Prince Harry involved. I don't remember the plot though.
Running. I'm always running in my dreams.
Being trapped in a hotel because there was a big gap with a sheer drop between me and the stairs.
I dreamt that Russell Brand popped in for a cuppa. He asked for 2 sugars in it and I was so shocked that it woke me up.
I was in a kitchen with Hitler and he couldn't stop crying about how much his mother hated him. I gave him a hug to comfort him before deciding to put him in an elevator and kill him.
Buying an anniversary present for a girl at work. It involved breaking into her car to find a half written card. I don't know her, never spoken to her, don't fancy her. Oddest dream ever.
I dreamt I was at a festival but it was just a road and it was dark and there was a horse there. The end.
Somebody I vaguely know online presenting an academic paper at the same venue I was having a writer's meeting. I was trying to impress her. Then I went off with some other writers and got drunk and missed the train home. All of this sounds very much like the sort of thing I would do.
Swimming naked
Last night I dreamt someone cut off my head accidentally and I thought: "well, this is my death then. Breathe. Breathe." Then I woke up. I have no idea what it means.
Telling my boss to fuck off
Again? I'm not sure this time.
Being a model in the 1950's.
It was a combination of images in my subconscious mind, primarily focussing on trigger events I've experienced recently. Probably.
i can never remember my dreams
A spa holiday
Spiders, goddamn spiders.
war
My dog dying
I can't remember.
Spanking Liza Tarbuck onstage in the Royal variety show. I probably *ought* to see a therapist after that!
My boyfriend. And his ex
Seriously - the girlfriend...it happens all the time - I'm a goner please help...
Having to sing 'Don't Stop Me Now' to be allowed to use the toilet.
Being chased around an old manor house by a machete wielding Russ Abbot.
analyzing scientific data probably.
A rather rude activity involving a blonde lady on Twitter. True.
My mum & sister got murdered, I hit the bloke in the face with a bat until his head was a pile of mush. See you all at moat up, I'm bringing my bat.
I'll tell you when you're older.
A trip to Philadelphia. I have about 6 dreams a year and they are never sexy. Often they are about a war breaking out while I'm at school, only school is in my parents house and we're running around building defences while watching a tank roll down the street. It's SO ODD.
I do not have a clue
Your mum
I rarely remember dreams and when I do I tend to forget them very quickly.
General 'trying to run away but being unable to' anxiety dream
Being pregnant. Considering I've always thought I never want children, it was rather odd.
dunno.
Not a clue. It's very rare that I remember my dreams. Can't recall anything from the last few months.
Running down a hill so fast I couldn't stop and had to try and jump over the train tracks at the bottom as a train was coming in.
Hanging out with a friend I haven't seen for four years.
I gave away my cat and they changed his name from Aneurin Bevan to Tom. I cried.
The different spellings of hoummus. That's not a joke.
Moving house. Dull....
Cant remember
Can't remember anything about it other than it was wet.......
Work, it has too much of my waking life so no surprise it dominates my sleeping life
Being a superhero
My husband catching a mouse from underneath a cupboard
No idea
Kissing someone I should nt..
If I'd have done the poll this morning, I'd have remembered
I forget dreams almost immediately.
A crush.
I made it to the back of the car in time and JFK wasn't shot.
I made it to the back of the car in time and JFK wasn't shot.
all dreams are dull when recounted.
all dreams are dull when recounted.
My boyfriend's sister. COMPLETELY unrelated to my answer to question 3!
Laundry :/
Weirdly about my dad. Who I despise and haven't seen for nigh on 20 years. Read into it what you will, I'm happy.
My best friend got married & didn't invite me.
I am too god damn tired to dream .
I can't remember but it was deeply unsettling. I rarely remember my dreams.
Work based anxiety
Can't remember so clearly nothing of a debaucherous nature
I can't blinkin remember!
Shopping
Dreamed about my sibling who lives in Canada last night. Dreamed about my sibling who lives in NZ the night before. I think I'm missing my sisters :-(
I was being manhandled into the back of a car, I'm sorry to say that I wet myself.
My struggle in a post apocalyptical world filled with demonic Tweeters who keep forcing their worthless opinions on people then get upset when it is ignored.
The last dream I remember was trying to find a working loo in a huge leisure park where there was a massive party. When I woke up I went to the loo...in the toilet, of course, not the bed!
A kind of Harry Potter inspired fantasy, where a orphaned wizard is working his way up a tower, guided by a witch his age who knows far more of magic than him, though not who he is. Someone (who knew who he was) was trying to dispose of the boy, by luring him up the tower as a dragon lives at the top. There was a rotating staircase made of dishes from weighing scales, which grew progressively fuller as he climbed.
something about meringues and dogshit
Getting the tube and eating roast beef monster munch
Running a marathon
Can't remember
I can't remember
Richard Madeley.
I don't remember dreams as I smoke a lot of dope.
Sex with 5 rugby players
Having lots of sex with @missy_welsh...outdoors.
My friend was giving birth in a graveyard on a tombstone and nobody could get to us to help so he had to give birth holding onto a gravestone
? My best friends wedding
My best friends wedding
can't remember
Sex with a fellow twitterer who shall remain nameless. But jesus tittyfucking christ, he was good.
Ice skating in a secret rink
Edinburgh. For some reason, I often dream about being in Edinburgh. I don't know why.
Falling in love with someone I shouldn't have fallen in love with.
A lad from school. We were going out. Bit random as I haven't seen him since 2009.
Work
Being abandoned.
Can't remember all of it, but one minute I'd farted and nearly followed through and the next minute I was trying to persuade my ex to get in the shower with me!
Being murdered.
Someone on Twitter who I like very much.
Don't think dreamt in a while
Some dodgy looking boys knocking on my door in the middle of the night trying to sell me something. I shouted at them to go away as its 2.52 am .
Corn
Can't remember
Plucking glass out of someone's hand with a tweezers and then stitching the wound up with pink thread
My ex boyfriend. Oops.
Meeting my secret married lover, whilst wishing I was a member of the twitter elite, whilst pulling @twinks finger and eating chips from @angryplumbers thighs whilst hating myself and wanting @doilydolly's baby
Cant often remember my dreams but they usually involve being lost or trying to find a toilet!
Can't remember, sorry.
Running very fast
A fight and a fashion show at an ex colleague's wedding.
Bra fitting lady said I was a 30GG. I laughed at her, I'm a 38 and knew I couldn't have got 8" wrong.
that I could do up 
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