Post by gimbal on Jul 22, 2013 22:05:28 GMT
Results - 22/07/2013
1. When they are released what are you more likely to buy...
PS4
XBOX ONE
neither
23.9%
67.8%
2. Are we alone in the universe?
Yes
No
19.1%
80.9%
3. Can the death penalty ever be justified?
Yes
No
49.8%
50.2%
4. In a relationship is it important that you and your partner have friends in common?
Yes
No
44.9%
55.1%
5. If #5urvey had rules what do you think one of those rules should be?
No rules
It's a bit of fun, it shouldn't have rules. (Although I think the XxX 'lover' people are getting on people's nerves. Should just answer the questions asked)
To not be hurtful in your open ended question answers.
This is not a place for abuse, as the survey is anonymous they are hiding like cowards. Of course there will be "in jokes" between friends and some people on twitter are more popular so will be mentioned more often. This is obvious, some people have more followers!
If you say you fancy "@whoever" you should have to identify yourself.
That one day a week (different days), answers won't be anonymous... Of course, we won't know which day until the answers are published...
No heavy petting.
If you find it hard not to be a dick, don't take part.
I don't like rules, they only end up getting broken
Be honest, and don't be a dick.
No juvenile sexual answers, such as nothing but "wank".
No open ended questions
Don't be mean to other people
That no arguments can come of any responses. Everyone is entitled to say what they like with no come back
You should only enter your answers once.
No bullying or nastiness in answers
Only take part if you enjoy it.
Make #5 a required question.
If I want to commit suicide then be happy for me and let me go in my own time. Pls don't lecture me as I don't care.
No Heavy Petting
Don't post death threats! Not funny. I'm also pro-banning 'secret' messages to lovers and the answer "your mum".
Don't be a cunt
Don't be an arsehole? Same as Twitter really
The first rule about #5urvey should be that nobody talks about #5urvey....no, wait....that won't work will it?!
Everyone who takes part should get a fiver
No responses mentioning twitter users.
Always be honest!
You can't realistacly have any rules. Perhaps making it less annoyimous would stop people writhing abuse. But probably also put people off
Ideally there should be no rules. However maybe a "don't have a pop at the question writer" could be one.
That question number 5 isn't used by people to write about questions 1-4 or 5urvey itself. Often give up reading when I hot a batch of those.
No rules! It's about fun and honesty x
No mention of twitter elite
1/ Nobody moans at @5urvey about content. 2/ Everybody must RT each survey at least once. 3/ The Twitter Elite must always be holding ACTUAL hands when they answer. 4/ One rule in four must be utter bollocks
Not to kill anyone
No subject is taboo
The first rule of #5urvey rules is don't talk about #5urvey rules.
No rules
That participants should not @ fellow tweeters in the free format response section because it turns it into a cliquey thing, putting many off participating.
We don't talk about #5URVEY I think I'll be the 50th person to say this. Also I don't know who DavieLegend is bit I'm sure I would!
Don't talk about #5urvey
Nae Rules pal, just nane, ken?
laissez-faire
Once a question is posted, no bitching. You don't like the answers provided? Too bad. It's a survey, not a test. Have fun.
Don't talk about #5urvey
No fat birds
Don't eat yellow snow
5urveys should be completed in the nude.
Wheaton's Law don't be dick
No bitching about other questions in question 5. If you don't like the questions, don't do that 5urvey.
Jazz hands
Rules aren't needed. Either take part or don't, read the results or don't.
Everybody has to be naked.
Final answer can be no more than 140 characters.
STOP BEING A DICK
@mrsselfdestrukt should show her tits
No lying allowed!
It's my general rule for life, but I guess it works here too. Don't be a dick.
Elite only
Never talk about 5urvey!
No rules.
No questions that require me to type stuff.
If anyone answers this question with a "You do not talk about #5urvey" joke then they are never allowed access the internet again.
You don't talk about 5urvey
No being nasty about Rookin and his surveys. No Davie Legend, No 'Your mum' BE NICE
Get rid of the sexual comments
No, no rules
with the exception of lists, if it can't be said in one sentence, don't say it at all.
Nothing. If you start down that road then the beauty of anonymous answers will be lost. However for rhe days it gets you down someone else should step in.......deputy 5urvey? Vice 5urvey?
No personal attacks
No naming people
No trolling or being creepy about other people.
No fibbing
Honesty
Don't be nasty to other people
No rules!
I don't really think it needs rules, like it as it is.
Rules are for cunts.
I prefer it not to have any. Then we can all express ourselves freely. FREE LOVE MAN <3
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Once upon a time a pretty butterfly saw a lovely flower and died.
Answer truthfully.
The first rule of 5urvey Club is you don't talk about 5urvey Club
Not to use it to bully others and not to be a cunt. Life rules really.
Don't take it too damn seriously!
Just answer the questions asked. No moaning or bitching
No personal attacks on other tweeters
Not to use the c word.
No taking the piss and being a bastard. Don't like the 5urvay don't do it. Also those who are seriously depressed-please get some help. Thetr is fuck all we can do if we don't know who you are. Reach out. Some of us care
You can't answer "your mum" to every survey answer or twat on about the "Twitter elite" whoever they may be. Embrace the anonymous freedom. I laugh every evening at responses - a highlight of my day.
Don't talk about #5urvey
You should have had both as an option on question one... There should be no rules apart from any answer containing the words 'husband, wife and affair' should be ommited.
No more mention of the "twitter elite". There is no twitter elite. Just sad people, jealous of other people's popularity. Stop complaining about what other people are doing and concentrate on enjoying your own life. You may surprise yourself. Some of nicest people I know on twitter have fewer than 100 followers. Twitter is not a competition. It's fun! (and no I'm not one of the twitterati either. My vital statistics are I follow almost twice the number that follow me, but I'm happy with that) Btw, if you do want to follow me, my name is... KIDDING!
I'm sure one or two know who I am anyway. I always suspect people will recognise my voice, so to speak; my particular turn of phrase. So if you do know... Call me. *does wanky hand motion for a telephone*
STOP BLOODY USING QUESTION FIVE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS 1-4. Or to whinge - nobody is making you fill this in. If you don't like it, piss off.
Be nice.
No fucking complaining about questions! Moaning faced bastards.
That it remains anonymous
Pack in the "your mum" responses.
More 'fun' questions!!!
Don't ask silly questions
No sending messages to Rookin in the free text box you moaning faced cuntpuffins.
To be honest.
Rule 1. There are no rules. Rule 2. See Rule 1. Rule 3. Try not to worry if this is a contradiction.
I'm not sure why a survey needs rules.. Don't change we love you as you are...
Be excellent to each other
If you haven't got anything nice to say, fuck off.
No running in the corridors
Er...
Never to talk about 5urvey.
Make the 5th question better than this one.
Your Mum
If you want rant about the fact that it's a survey, fuck off.
"My bitch ex wife" is pretty much never an appropriate response to a free text question.
Stupid people can't do it
Lie outrageously when answering question five
I don't think there should be rules. Someone will answer this question with, 'your mum,' and someone will answer, '@davielegend,' and someone will answer, 'X x X I love and miss you,' and someone will answer, 'No-one should be allowed to answer, "your mum," or "@davielegend," or "X x X I love and miss you."' But really, it's these things which make it what it is. So no rules please.
No equivalent of subtweeting, and please stop with all the clique type stuff.
If your going to be flirtatious with an answer about another, your name should be linked to the flirty comment!
Always answer all of the questions!
Don't use the open-ended question to be a bastard about people you don't know and clearly don't care for. Join in with the spirit of survey, which is to share and learn about our differences and similarities.
Stop posting potentially libellous responses. This is @wh1sks, it actually is, but imagine if it wasn't I could be anyone. I could say whatever the fuck I want and really damage my online persona. I'd be really fucked off if that happened. "Rookin bummed me and then beat me up!" You wouldn't like that. If you are not careful you will get done. If you posted something about me that wasn't true I'd consider suing. Seriously. There are loads of angry wankers out there. (See last night's responses) If you can't moderate then it's time to drop it. It's been fun but if you are not careful you will get yourself in big trouble. Much love as always @wh1sks
You can't have rules, that's the whole bloody point! That way you get everything; brutal honesty; funny as fuck comments a those moaners who just annoy everyone whatever they say making everyone else realise how good their life is compared to the whiny twats
no rules are good rules.
Rule no.1 No rules
No naming of individuals with a view to cause harm or embarrassment. Impossible to implement rules when everything's anonymous though. People who break the set rules cannot be found & blocked as is the norm in Internet forums.
Be honest, or be funny. Don't be a dick.
Answer honestly!!
Stop people complaining about #5urvey. If you don't like it, don't bloody do it!!!
Fuck rules. We like living dangerously
We should have to say ten Hail Mary's for every sex reference
The first rule of #5urvey is that everyone RTs #5urvey
Don't be a cunt. It's not big and it's not clever.
No toxic messages that impact on people's real lives.
No ducking, bombing or advertising you own twitter account on the final question.
Answers cannot include the word "cunt", unless Piers Morgan is the answer.
No fucking swearing.
A countdown timer to stop people thinking about their answer.
No twitter elite, they are all arseholes.
The first rule should be, don't talk about 5urvey.
No more of the 'wishing I was with my married lover' crap.. Find your own partner, don't go stealing someone else's! If they cheat on their current partner, they'll do it to you
No rules allowed.
No trying to impress people with your answers to Q5
To stop using the phrase "smash their back doors in" it's vile.
To get a clear idea what it is about? For starters ?
Only one "YOUR MUM" joke a week.
No in-jokes.
Be honest and cut your toenails regularly.
Something about fight club?
Not insulting another Tweeter's answers.
Don't stalk & don't bitch either. Both make you a cunt.
Be fucking nice, you cunts!
Automatic lifetime ban for any cunt that answers 'your mum' to a question.
More nudity.
Stop the stalky name dropping shite, please, dudes. Not exactly a rule, but, ffs. Weirdos.
Only one rule. Do not lie.
We should have to all answer the questions with no pants on. Unless we're at work.
if you want to do the weekly survey, you must submit a question. Once a month or something.
No heavy petting.
Just don't be a dick. Too many people feeling brave behind the anonymity and using it as a platform for bitchiness. Just fucking grow up and stop it.
Don't talk about #5urvey Club. And no questions about condiments.
No more YOUR MUM, or using this as a platform to insult people. Simple rule; cunts not welcome.
Don't use it to post nasty vicious comments about other Tweeters
Quit bitching about other people's answers. What is it to you if they answer something you don't agree with? Why do you think you have the right to tell others what to think and say? *is fully aware this answer breaks the rule I proposed*
People who whinge about other questions in Q5 should be banned
Don't mention @davielegend
The first rule of #5urvey should be never to talk about #5urvey, the second rule of #5urvey...... (You get the idea yes?)
You don't talk about #5urvey!
Stop mentioning your fucking spouses and shitty children. And desperate 30yr old women hitting on pre-pubescent young boys..
That you should not slag off other users in the freeform box. If you have something to say, say it. Don't hide behind an anonymous survey.
Rule 1 - you don't talk about 5urvey. Rule 2 - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT 5urvey.
Please try to answer the open question without being a dick. Genuine outpourings are good, encouraged and people will listen/offer help. Funny and honest answers are good too. Contrived answers to air dirty laundry is being a dick. Ithankyow
Not hijacking q5 with repetitive jokes, tedious rants or mutual masturbation.
There is nothing wrong with submitting a funny answer but it should have some relevance to the question, no matter how tenuous. Also, make the effort to not repeat the same answer but instead think of something original. And stop complaining about @5urvey. And if the open-ended question asks for one answer, stick to one answer, not four or f... Oh.
The first rule of 5urvey is you really must tell everyone you know about it.
Don't be a dick.
No rules
You don't have to answer it or read all the tedious answers. Pie charts FTW!
You cannot have something that is both anonymous and has rules that exclude answers. How would you police it?
The first rule of 5urvey is you don't talk about 5urvey. What happens during 5urvey stays at 5urvey!
No being really creepy about someone from Twitter with every answer to q5
I can't talk about it.
Rules are pointless in an anonymous survey because no one is held accountable
To be able to identify the people who are having all these suicidal thoughts to be able to support them.
How can a survey have rules?
No asking what my favourite colour is
No Rules Should Apply
To give me lots of free gifts :-)
When answering question 5 always lie.
Be nice.
No personal attacks and mentioning @ names. No davielegend. No, no, no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no limits.
You are only allowed to lie about your age, weight and bestiality
First rule of #5urvey...no one talks about #5urvey
That you're free to say exactly what you want, because fuck censorship.
Don't post abusive responses. If you don't like the survey don't do it.
No Twitter Elite.... But then it would go underground and it would be harder to laugh at the cunts referring to themselves as Twitter Elite.
Kindness to people, no bullying and no slanderous talk. Treat people with respect.
That the last question must be answered honestly
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
If you give the same answer to Q5 more than twice you're blocked.
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No meanies. Meanies is bad.
Maximum number of words for the last question
Try your very hardest not to be an utter twat with unpleasant comments for the sake of personal gripes or cheap laughs. Don't grumble about the questions: if you don't like one, skip it or don't submit your answer.
Helix 30cm shatterproof
Rules are for fools!
If you can't be arsed to do it properly, don't bother! Trying to be all clever dicky impresses nobody.
No one should be allowed to make violent or abusive comments .... It's for fun and should stay like that ... @ro0kin does an AMAZING job
No idea- if it ain't broke don't fix it :0)
No anal sex questions. Or oral sex questions. Or deliberately sexual provocative questions. Or questions about beastiality. I like finding out about other people's sexual fantasies, I'm not a prude. But the endless anal sex stuff: surely it's coming from 14 year old boys?
That people should not be allowed to be mean to each other. It is not in the spirit of #5urvey.
You don't talk about 5urvey
Be nice and if you can't be nice, be quite. (Also please don't worry too much about the idiots there's little that can be done about mean people being horrid on the Internet particularly if they think it's anonymous, best thing the rest of us can do is not let them win). (That said if this does become too much hassle for you, just stop). xx
Answer the question (wittily or truthfully). Any other comments or complaints should go to the forums.
To tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth..
If you don't like a question just don't answer it. Don't winge about it in Q5 instead of answering Q5.
Ban the words "your mum" it's more than a little tired.
Not using the fifth question as a place to further ones own agenda.
Honesty (like that'll happen) Also, Q3, a Yes and No answer just doesn't cover it. Life should mean life. A life sentence would give them a lifetime to prove their innocence and equally enough time for society to prove/disprove/support/oppose their argument.
Users must adhere to a strict dress code whilst completing surveys.
I don't think there should be rules. If people want to be cunts, or tweet nasty things, or even secret messages, let them. We can all just skip past those answers. I like these surveys, part of the reason, is they aren't moderated. I do think it'd be quite funny if one day it just wasn't anonymous, Without warning. (If that doesn't make sense it's because I'm shattered)
NO TWATS. Seriously if you're sad and pathetic enough to hide behind an anonymous survey to try to say mean things to someone, when you have them right there on twitter and can say it straight to them, you shouldn't be allowed around normal people. Also if you HAVE mean things to say about someone you've never met, you need to reassess your life.
No rules needed
Don't be rude
"Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean. Cuz remember... no matter where you go, ... there you are."
hmm... be honest, maybe?
To break all the rules.
People answered truthfully
No. Less rules.
If you say something that 5urvey considers to be offensive, you get barred,
Always tell the truth unless the lie is funnier.
That people should try not to say anything about other people that they wouldn't want said about themselves
That the person who keeps double posting their answer to the last question be slapped.
No name-calling. It's fucking stupid and unnecessarily hateful.
Don't be nasty to other twitter users.
Don't be nasty to other twitter users.
No. Rules are for tools.
Every week they should have questions about the Twitter Elite.
Be excellent to each other, and yourself.
No cunts.
That no ones allowed to whinge
No nasty personal comments about other users.
Eeeveryone should do it
All questions need a none/all of the above answer, or something to that effect. Life isn't always yes/no.
No subtweeting people here. It's fucking boring reading the same names, plus it makes me wonder if those people are actually able to say those things without the anonymity of @5urvey. My guess is they probably can't. Q5 sometimes feels like it's a meeting place for people having affairs.
No mean or bullying comments. When I posted a mini survey some people were pretty cruel. Never did it again.
No mentioning of Twitter names in nasty terms.
To be accepted as it is. Whilst a user could request a particular comment to be removed, the is no monitoring.
To be accepted as it is. Whilst a user could request a particular comment to be removed, the is no monitoring.
If you don't like / are offended by any of the questions, then go away and don't bother those of us that do.
Don't talk about 5urvey Club.
No nudity
Don't be a dick. That's a rule I wish people would adopt at all times.
To stop flirting, moaning about answers not being available and putting "Your mum" as answers to Q5. I put down Susannah Reid as an answer quite often, but it's always valid.
Be honest
Dunno........
No personalised messages of hate
Only take part if you want to - there is absolutely no need to be nasty or threaten violence over it. Some people really do need to get a grip!
To stop being nasty to people on here. If don't like then stop following it grow a set and tell them what your problem is.
Be honest and don't be a dick.
No personally abusive comments. I don't follow @princessmissdee, but whether or not you agree with her, anonymously insulting her is appalling behaviour.
I think it works fine without rules
Get rid of the idiots
You do not talk about 5urvey
I don't know that you could have rules, but if you did, maybe that if you are mentioned in an answer and find it offensive, that you can request the person who said it to be blocked from the survey.
Don't be a dick and complain about how much you hate doing the surveys or that you want to set r0okin on fire. Don't like doing surveys? Nobody's making you fill them out.
Don't be mean to @rookin
Be nice.
You can't make rules for how people answer questions. What would be the point and how would it be enforced?
Honesty
For closed questions there should always be a "don't know", "neither", "none" option. Thank you.
Dont write your mum for the last question every time
No killing
No mentioning of @davielegend, your mum or @w0o in the answer to Q5
Nah, no rules or it'll stifle the creativity man!
Stop moaning about other questions in the Q5 box
Treat others the way you'd want to be treated.
Take your angst and leave it at home.
You do not talk about #5urvey
To do the survey whilst juggling lamas.
No bitching about questions 1-4 in question 5. That grinds my gears, miserable fucks. Also, people who mention their lover at every opportunity. Get tae fuck.
No bullying, instant ban from surveys for overtly dickish answers aimed just to upset people.
You can't put "Your Mum" as an answer
Q5 not to be used as a message forum. But it's best not to have rules really :-)
Stop being horrible to @rookin and stop ranting, if you don't like it don't take part kids
Stop fucking moaning/bitching on Q5 people. It's just a bit of fun.
x
Boring!!!
You have to sniff your fingers after you've wiped your bum.
If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.
Thr first rule of 5urvey-don't talk about 5urvey.
Only submit once!
Anonymity
No tedious in jokes about people on Twitter.
No wr8ting
No more 'your Mum' and tedious posts about affairs.
It's fine as it is
That you can opt out of a question if you don't have an answer - or don't want to answer.
That anyone who can't think of an answer for Q5 should leave it blank rather than write that they can't think of an answer, are so dull, etc.
There are no rules.
Get either/or questions aligned with the correct antonyms and provide a third response because a lot of people ether don't give a fuck or like no sauce at all.
No one word answers
If someone mentions you in an answer you should be notified.
Answer the final question honestly and not with some stupid or sarcy answer.
No nastiness
Don't be creepy about women on Twitter. Looking at you, fellow dudes.
Never whinge about previous questions in question 5
Fight club rules.
Rule number 1 - there are no rules! (OK, I'm sure lots of people have written that...)
Not to ask questions.
To never post a question about the ROYAL FUCKING BABY!!
Just answer the question. No comments about others or their answers.
Be nice
All questions to be in the form of riddles.
Answer honestly, or at least with wit.
Stop whining about what other people write. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone and doesn't cross over into racism, homophobia etc what does it matter?
Play nicely. Don't complain about the survey. And don't mention other tweeters unless it's part of the question.
Succinct answers to question 5!
That @missprofanity gets her tits out for the lads every day.
Don't know
Please stop talking about your married lovers. Please stop going on about davielegend, naughtypob, missprofanity, princessleedee or whatever her name is, eatmyhalo - they are all far too fucking pleased with themselves already. Also that human centipede question went too far. Anything so filthy it's offensive should not go in. Ok ok I'm done.
Don't answer questions with "your Mun" or "@davielegend"
No using question 5 to justify your answers to earlier questions, or complain about them.
Remove all of the following *comedy* answers: "your mum", "minge" and "davielegend".
No disparaging remarks about other users
There has to be a neither/ none of the above option
No moaning about/commenting on Q1-4 answer options in the open answer box.
Don't drink and survey
Not to say your mum or @davelegend as an answer
No name calling.
it would be good to see a character limit on the open question, like 200 characters or something. it would stop all those rants we see
BLIMEY, has Cameron got to this, too? Bar the rules of common decency and consideration towards others that I'd expect adults (and kids) to have instilled in themselves already, none.
Never say what is being asked from you in the poll. Just put what you want, as long as it looks like you have typed something, it doesn't really matter.
What happens on 5urvey stays on 5urvey
Don't offend others.
Either answer the questions or don't but don't bloody moan about them.
Don't be an insufferable cunt/stop abusing @rookin when he's putting effort in to make these surveys
I don't think it should have rules.
...there are no rules... (Loads of people will put this, eh?)
No abusing other people
Something about not harassing the poor bastards that get their names mentioned in this section every day.
Be honest
Don't be a prick.
You have to do it with one hand tied behind your back.
That everybody is nice to @rookin. It's not like he gets paid for doing this
That @missprofanity & @tinytwink should use my face as a toilet seat.
Not to be mean to each other or slag off each others' answers/comments. What's the point? As my little granny used to say, "if you've got nowt nice to say pet, then keep yer trap shut"!
No names in answers.
Same rules as Fight Club...
RULES ARE SHITE.
Stop taking it so bloody seriously. No one is forcing you to participate. If some one is being a twat, ignore them, people write that sort of stuff to get a reaction, don't give them what they want! If you don't like the way it's worded, don't answer, or submit your own questions? I'm sure it's meant to be fun! And if you're lucky it can be heartwarming at times too. Smile, be happy. It's nice.
To stop entering names of the so called 'twitter elite' in the final answer just because you think it's funny or cool.
No ellipses in place of a question mark.
No being snide to people.
One word answers to Q5 ..... yes I KNOW that was five words smartarses
Always be honest
There should be no rules.
Don't poke fun at the 'twitter elite'
no swearing
Don't be a dick.
Just answer q5 or ignore it, don't ramble on about the other questions, or rant about irrelevant shit! RANT OVER ;-)
Don't be rude/nasty
You don't talk about #5urvey
Try not to be a dick.
If this is your first night, you have to fight.
Don't use #5urvey to be passive aggressive.
No rules.... Rules are sucky
I like the open-ended nature of it, I would be reluctant to impose too many restrictions on it.
I'm not a massive fan of rules
Erm..
That if you're going to be an arse, try and limit your fuckwittery to one reply per week.
Give an option for "don't know" and "don't care" for each answer
That we can answer the twitter elite question here. Some bitches would like to be elite but they're just skanky sluts, @princessmissdee
No sycophants.
I guess just something about not abusing anybody.
Making it so no @ names at all getting mentioned in the last question. A lot of people get annoyed that the same few names keep getting mentioned, other people get put off doing the survey because they don't get a mention. So I think it should be that NO-ONE gets a mention. I don't know how you'd implement this though. I don't like the general tone on Q5 atm. It's all just people being nasty, bitchy, self-pitying. I feel sorry for Rookin, he started this as bit of fun and a lot of people don't seem able to respect that. If you can't be nice, don't do the survey. It's easy as that.
Everyone should be naked when completing each survey.
Stop using 5urvey to a) have a dig at people you are too scared to say things to directly and b) stop using 5urvey for sycophantic dribbling over certain Twitter users..
stop the idiots useing this for stupid personal rants...................................................................................
It's fine as it is. Love them!
No 'anonymous' flirting. #getaroom
It shouldn't have any.
1. When they are released what are you more likely to buy...
PS4
XBOX ONE
neither
23.9%
67.8%
2. Are we alone in the universe?
Yes
No
19.1%
80.9%
3. Can the death penalty ever be justified?
Yes
No
49.8%
50.2%
4. In a relationship is it important that you and your partner have friends in common?
Yes
No
44.9%
55.1%
5. If #5urvey had rules what do you think one of those rules should be?
No rules
It's a bit of fun, it shouldn't have rules. (Although I think the XxX 'lover' people are getting on people's nerves. Should just answer the questions asked)
To not be hurtful in your open ended question answers.
This is not a place for abuse, as the survey is anonymous they are hiding like cowards. Of course there will be "in jokes" between friends and some people on twitter are more popular so will be mentioned more often. This is obvious, some people have more followers!
If you say you fancy "@whoever" you should have to identify yourself.
That one day a week (different days), answers won't be anonymous... Of course, we won't know which day until the answers are published...
No heavy petting.
If you find it hard not to be a dick, don't take part.
I don't like rules, they only end up getting broken
Be honest, and don't be a dick.
No juvenile sexual answers, such as nothing but "wank".
No open ended questions
Don't be mean to other people
That no arguments can come of any responses. Everyone is entitled to say what they like with no come back
You should only enter your answers once.
No bullying or nastiness in answers
Only take part if you enjoy it.
Make #5 a required question.
If I want to commit suicide then be happy for me and let me go in my own time. Pls don't lecture me as I don't care.
No Heavy Petting
Don't post death threats! Not funny. I'm also pro-banning 'secret' messages to lovers and the answer "your mum".
Don't be a cunt
Don't be an arsehole? Same as Twitter really
The first rule about #5urvey should be that nobody talks about #5urvey....no, wait....that won't work will it?!
Everyone who takes part should get a fiver
No responses mentioning twitter users.
Always be honest!
You can't realistacly have any rules. Perhaps making it less annoyimous would stop people writhing abuse. But probably also put people off
Ideally there should be no rules. However maybe a "don't have a pop at the question writer" could be one.
That question number 5 isn't used by people to write about questions 1-4 or 5urvey itself. Often give up reading when I hot a batch of those.
No rules! It's about fun and honesty x
No mention of twitter elite
1/ Nobody moans at @5urvey about content. 2/ Everybody must RT each survey at least once. 3/ The Twitter Elite must always be holding ACTUAL hands when they answer. 4/ One rule in four must be utter bollocks
Not to kill anyone
No subject is taboo
The first rule of #5urvey rules is don't talk about #5urvey rules.
No rules
That participants should not @ fellow tweeters in the free format response section because it turns it into a cliquey thing, putting many off participating.
We don't talk about #5URVEY I think I'll be the 50th person to say this. Also I don't know who DavieLegend is bit I'm sure I would!
Don't talk about #5urvey
Nae Rules pal, just nane, ken?
laissez-faire
Once a question is posted, no bitching. You don't like the answers provided? Too bad. It's a survey, not a test. Have fun.
Don't talk about #5urvey
No fat birds
Don't eat yellow snow
5urveys should be completed in the nude.
Wheaton's Law don't be dick
No bitching about other questions in question 5. If you don't like the questions, don't do that 5urvey.
Jazz hands
Rules aren't needed. Either take part or don't, read the results or don't.
Everybody has to be naked.
Final answer can be no more than 140 characters.
STOP BEING A DICK
@mrsselfdestrukt should show her tits
No lying allowed!
It's my general rule for life, but I guess it works here too. Don't be a dick.
Elite only
Never talk about 5urvey!
No rules.
No questions that require me to type stuff.
If anyone answers this question with a "You do not talk about #5urvey" joke then they are never allowed access the internet again.
You don't talk about 5urvey
No being nasty about Rookin and his surveys. No Davie Legend, No 'Your mum' BE NICE
Get rid of the sexual comments
No, no rules
with the exception of lists, if it can't be said in one sentence, don't say it at all.
Nothing. If you start down that road then the beauty of anonymous answers will be lost. However for rhe days it gets you down someone else should step in.......deputy 5urvey? Vice 5urvey?
No personal attacks
No naming people
No trolling or being creepy about other people.
No fibbing
Honesty
Don't be nasty to other people
No rules!
I don't really think it needs rules, like it as it is.
Rules are for cunts.
I prefer it not to have any. Then we can all express ourselves freely. FREE LOVE MAN <3
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Once upon a time a pretty butterfly saw a lovely flower and died.
Answer truthfully.
The first rule of 5urvey Club is you don't talk about 5urvey Club
Not to use it to bully others and not to be a cunt. Life rules really.
Don't take it too damn seriously!
Just answer the questions asked. No moaning or bitching
No personal attacks on other tweeters
Not to use the c word.
No taking the piss and being a bastard. Don't like the 5urvay don't do it. Also those who are seriously depressed-please get some help. Thetr is fuck all we can do if we don't know who you are. Reach out. Some of us care
You can't answer "your mum" to every survey answer or twat on about the "Twitter elite" whoever they may be. Embrace the anonymous freedom. I laugh every evening at responses - a highlight of my day.
Don't talk about #5urvey
You should have had both as an option on question one...
There should be no rules apart from any answer containing the words 'husband, wife and affair' should be ommited. No more mention of the "twitter elite". There is no twitter elite. Just sad people, jealous of other people's popularity. Stop complaining about what other people are doing and concentrate on enjoying your own life. You may surprise yourself. Some of nicest people I know on twitter have fewer than 100 followers. Twitter is not a competition. It's fun! (and no I'm not one of the twitterati either. My vital statistics are I follow almost twice the number that follow me, but I'm happy with that) Btw, if you do want to follow me, my name is... KIDDING!
I'm sure one or two know who I am anyway. I always suspect people will recognise my voice, so to speak; my particular turn of phrase. So if you do know... Call me. *does wanky hand motion for a telephone* STOP BLOODY USING QUESTION FIVE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS 1-4. Or to whinge - nobody is making you fill this in. If you don't like it, piss off.
Be nice.
No fucking complaining about questions! Moaning faced bastards.
That it remains anonymous
Pack in the "your mum" responses.
More 'fun' questions!!!
Don't ask silly questions
No sending messages to Rookin in the free text box you moaning faced cuntpuffins.
To be honest.
Rule 1. There are no rules. Rule 2. See Rule 1. Rule 3. Try not to worry if this is a contradiction.
I'm not sure why a survey needs rules.. Don't change we love you as you are...
Be excellent to each other
If you haven't got anything nice to say, fuck off.
No running in the corridors
Er...
Never to talk about 5urvey.
Make the 5th question better than this one.
Your Mum
If you want rant about the fact that it's a survey, fuck off.
"My bitch ex wife" is pretty much never an appropriate response to a free text question.
Stupid people can't do it
Lie outrageously when answering question five
I don't think there should be rules. Someone will answer this question with, 'your mum,' and someone will answer, '@davielegend,' and someone will answer, 'X x X I love and miss you,' and someone will answer, 'No-one should be allowed to answer, "your mum," or "@davielegend," or "X x X I love and miss you."' But really, it's these things which make it what it is. So no rules please.
No equivalent of subtweeting, and please stop with all the clique type stuff.
If your going to be flirtatious with an answer about another, your name should be linked to the flirty comment!
Always answer all of the questions!
Don't use the open-ended question to be a bastard about people you don't know and clearly don't care for. Join in with the spirit of survey, which is to share and learn about our differences and similarities.
Stop posting potentially libellous responses. This is @wh1sks, it actually is, but imagine if it wasn't I could be anyone. I could say whatever the fuck I want and really damage my online persona. I'd be really fucked off if that happened. "Rookin bummed me and then beat me up!" You wouldn't like that. If you are not careful you will get done. If you posted something about me that wasn't true I'd consider suing. Seriously. There are loads of angry wankers out there. (See last night's responses) If you can't moderate then it's time to drop it. It's been fun but if you are not careful you will get yourself in big trouble. Much love as always @wh1sks
You can't have rules, that's the whole bloody point! That way you get everything; brutal honesty; funny as fuck comments a those moaners who just annoy everyone whatever they say making everyone else realise how good their life is compared to the whiny twats
no rules are good rules.
Rule no.1 No rules
No naming of individuals with a view to cause harm or embarrassment. Impossible to implement rules when everything's anonymous though. People who break the set rules cannot be found & blocked as is the norm in Internet forums.
Be honest, or be funny. Don't be a dick.
Answer honestly!!
Stop people complaining about #5urvey. If you don't like it, don't bloody do it!!!
Fuck rules. We like living dangerously
We should have to say ten Hail Mary's for every sex reference
The first rule of #5urvey is that everyone RTs #5urvey
Don't be a cunt. It's not big and it's not clever.
No toxic messages that impact on people's real lives.
No ducking, bombing or advertising you own twitter account on the final question.
Answers cannot include the word "cunt", unless Piers Morgan is the answer.
No fucking swearing.
A countdown timer to stop people thinking about their answer.
No twitter elite, they are all arseholes.
The first rule should be, don't talk about 5urvey.
No more of the 'wishing I was with my married lover' crap.. Find your own partner, don't go stealing someone else's! If they cheat on their current partner, they'll do it to you
No rules allowed.
No trying to impress people with your answers to Q5
To stop using the phrase "smash their back doors in" it's vile.
To get a clear idea what it is about? For starters ?
Only one "YOUR MUM" joke a week.
No in-jokes.
Be honest and cut your toenails regularly.
Something about fight club?
Not insulting another Tweeter's answers.
Don't stalk & don't bitch either. Both make you a cunt.
Be fucking nice, you cunts!
Automatic lifetime ban for any cunt that answers 'your mum' to a question.
More nudity.
Stop the stalky name dropping shite, please, dudes. Not exactly a rule, but, ffs. Weirdos.
Only one rule. Do not lie.
We should have to all answer the questions with no pants on. Unless we're at work.
if you want to do the weekly survey, you must submit a question. Once a month or something.
No heavy petting.
Just don't be a dick. Too many people feeling brave behind the anonymity and using it as a platform for bitchiness. Just fucking grow up and stop it.
Don't talk about #5urvey Club. And no questions about condiments.
No more YOUR MUM, or using this as a platform to insult people. Simple rule; cunts not welcome.
Don't use it to post nasty vicious comments about other Tweeters
Quit bitching about other people's answers. What is it to you if they answer something you don't agree with? Why do you think you have the right to tell others what to think and say? *is fully aware this answer breaks the rule I proposed*
People who whinge about other questions in Q5 should be banned
Don't mention @davielegend
The first rule of #5urvey should be never to talk about #5urvey, the second rule of #5urvey...... (You get the idea yes?)
You don't talk about #5urvey!
Stop mentioning your fucking spouses and shitty children. And desperate 30yr old women hitting on pre-pubescent young boys..
That you should not slag off other users in the freeform box. If you have something to say, say it. Don't hide behind an anonymous survey.
Rule 1 - you don't talk about 5urvey. Rule 2 - YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT 5urvey.
Please try to answer the open question without being a dick. Genuine outpourings are good, encouraged and people will listen/offer help. Funny and honest answers are good too. Contrived answers to air dirty laundry is being a dick. Ithankyow
Not hijacking q5 with repetitive jokes, tedious rants or mutual masturbation.
There is nothing wrong with submitting a funny answer but it should have some relevance to the question, no matter how tenuous. Also, make the effort to not repeat the same answer but instead think of something original. And stop complaining about @5urvey. And if the open-ended question asks for one answer, stick to one answer, not four or f... Oh.
The first rule of 5urvey is you really must tell everyone you know about it.
Don't be a dick.
No rules
You don't have to answer it or read all the tedious answers. Pie charts FTW!
You cannot have something that is both anonymous and has rules that exclude answers. How would you police it?
The first rule of 5urvey is you don't talk about 5urvey. What happens during 5urvey stays at 5urvey!
No being really creepy about someone from Twitter with every answer to q5
I can't talk about it.
Rules are pointless in an anonymous survey because no one is held accountable
To be able to identify the people who are having all these suicidal thoughts to be able to support them.
How can a survey have rules?
No asking what my favourite colour is
No Rules Should Apply
To give me lots of free gifts :-)
When answering question 5 always lie.
Be nice.
No personal attacks and mentioning @ names. No davielegend. No, no, no , no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's no limits.
You are only allowed to lie about your age, weight and bestiality
First rule of #5urvey...no one talks about #5urvey
That you're free to say exactly what you want, because fuck censorship.
Don't post abusive responses. If you don't like the survey don't do it.
No Twitter Elite.... But then it would go underground and it would be harder to laugh at the cunts referring to themselves as Twitter Elite.
Kindness to people, no bullying and no slanderous talk. Treat people with respect.
That the last question must be answered honestly
1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. 3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over. 4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight. 5th RULE: One fight at a time. 6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. 7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to. 8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.
If you give the same answer to Q5 more than twice you're blocked.
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No meanies. Meanies is bad.
Maximum number of words for the last question
Try your very hardest not to be an utter twat with unpleasant comments for the sake of personal gripes or cheap laughs. Don't grumble about the questions: if you don't like one, skip it or don't submit your answer.
Helix 30cm shatterproof
Rules are for fools!
If you can't be arsed to do it properly, don't bother! Trying to be all clever dicky impresses nobody.
No one should be allowed to make violent or abusive comments .... It's for fun and should stay like that ... @ro0kin does an AMAZING job
No idea- if it ain't broke don't fix it :0)
No anal sex questions. Or oral sex questions. Or deliberately sexual provocative questions. Or questions about beastiality. I like finding out about other people's sexual fantasies, I'm not a prude. But the endless anal sex stuff: surely it's coming from 14 year old boys?
That people should not be allowed to be mean to each other. It is not in the spirit of #5urvey.
You don't talk about 5urvey
Be nice and if you can't be nice, be quite. (Also please don't worry too much about the idiots there's little that can be done about mean people being horrid on the Internet particularly if they think it's anonymous, best thing the rest of us can do is not let them win). (That said if this does become too much hassle for you, just stop). xx
Answer the question (wittily or truthfully). Any other comments or complaints should go to the forums.
To tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth..
If you don't like a question just don't answer it. Don't winge about it in Q5 instead of answering Q5.
Ban the words "your mum" it's more than a little tired.
Not using the fifth question as a place to further ones own agenda.
Honesty (like that'll happen) Also, Q3, a Yes and No answer just doesn't cover it. Life should mean life. A life sentence would give them a lifetime to prove their innocence and equally enough time for society to prove/disprove/support/oppose their argument.
Users must adhere to a strict dress code whilst completing surveys.
I don't think there should be rules. If people want to be cunts, or tweet nasty things, or even secret messages, let them. We can all just skip past those answers. I like these surveys, part of the reason, is they aren't moderated. I do think it'd be quite funny if one day it just wasn't anonymous, Without warning. (If that doesn't make sense it's because I'm shattered)
NO TWATS. Seriously if you're sad and pathetic enough to hide behind an anonymous survey to try to say mean things to someone, when you have them right there on twitter and can say it straight to them, you shouldn't be allowed around normal people. Also if you HAVE mean things to say about someone you've never met, you need to reassess your life.
No rules needed
Don't be rude
"Don't be mean. We don't have to be mean. Cuz remember... no matter where you go, ... there you are."
hmm... be honest, maybe?
To break all the rules.
People answered truthfully
No. Less rules.
If you say something that 5urvey considers to be offensive, you get barred,
Always tell the truth unless the lie is funnier.
That people should try not to say anything about other people that they wouldn't want said about themselves
That the person who keeps double posting their answer to the last question be slapped.
No name-calling. It's fucking stupid and unnecessarily hateful.
Don't be nasty to other twitter users.
Don't be nasty to other twitter users.
No. Rules are for tools.
Every week they should have questions about the Twitter Elite.
Be excellent to each other, and yourself.
No cunts.
That no ones allowed to whinge
No nasty personal comments about other users.
Eeeveryone should do it
All questions need a none/all of the above answer, or something to that effect. Life isn't always yes/no.
No subtweeting people here. It's fucking boring reading the same names, plus it makes me wonder if those people are actually able to say those things without the anonymity of @5urvey. My guess is they probably can't. Q5 sometimes feels like it's a meeting place for people having affairs.
No mean or bullying comments. When I posted a mini survey some people were pretty cruel. Never did it again.
No mentioning of Twitter names in nasty terms.
To be accepted as it is. Whilst a user could request a particular comment to be removed, the is no monitoring.
To be accepted as it is. Whilst a user could request a particular comment to be removed, the is no monitoring.
If you don't like / are offended by any of the questions, then go away and don't bother those of us that do.
Don't talk about 5urvey Club.
No nudity
Don't be a dick. That's a rule I wish people would adopt at all times.
To stop flirting, moaning about answers not being available and putting "Your mum" as answers to Q5. I put down Susannah Reid as an answer quite often, but it's always valid.
Be honest
Dunno........
No personalised messages of hate
Only take part if you want to - there is absolutely no need to be nasty or threaten violence over it. Some people really do need to get a grip!
To stop being nasty to people on here. If don't like then stop following it grow a set and tell them what your problem is.
Be honest and don't be a dick.
No personally abusive comments. I don't follow @princessmissdee, but whether or not you agree with her, anonymously insulting her is appalling behaviour.
I think it works fine without rules
Get rid of the idiots
You do not talk about 5urvey
I don't know that you could have rules, but if you did, maybe that if you are mentioned in an answer and find it offensive, that you can request the person who said it to be blocked from the survey.
Don't be a dick and complain about how much you hate doing the surveys or that you want to set r0okin on fire. Don't like doing surveys? Nobody's making you fill them out.
Don't be mean to @rookin
Be nice.
You can't make rules for how people answer questions. What would be the point and how would it be enforced?
Honesty
For closed questions there should always be a "don't know", "neither", "none" option. Thank you.
Dont write your mum for the last question every time
No killing
No mentioning of @davielegend, your mum or @w0o in the answer to Q5
Nah, no rules or it'll stifle the creativity man!
Stop moaning about other questions in the Q5 box
Treat others the way you'd want to be treated.
Take your angst and leave it at home.
You do not talk about #5urvey
To do the survey whilst juggling lamas.
No bitching about questions 1-4 in question 5. That grinds my gears, miserable fucks. Also, people who mention their lover at every opportunity. Get tae fuck.
No bullying, instant ban from surveys for overtly dickish answers aimed just to upset people.
You can't put "Your Mum" as an answer
Q5 not to be used as a message forum. But it's best not to have rules really :-)
Stop being horrible to @rookin and stop ranting, if you don't like it don't take part kids
Stop fucking moaning/bitching on Q5 people. It's just a bit of fun.
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Boring!!!
You have to sniff your fingers after you've wiped your bum.
If you can't say something nice, don't say nothing at all.
Thr first rule of 5urvey-don't talk about 5urvey.
Only submit once!
Anonymity
No tedious in jokes about people on Twitter.
No wr8ting
No more 'your Mum' and tedious posts about affairs.
It's fine as it is
That you can opt out of a question if you don't have an answer - or don't want to answer.
That anyone who can't think of an answer for Q5 should leave it blank rather than write that they can't think of an answer, are so dull, etc.
There are no rules.
Get either/or questions aligned with the correct antonyms and provide a third response because a lot of people ether don't give a fuck or like no sauce at all.
No one word answers
If someone mentions you in an answer you should be notified.
Answer the final question honestly and not with some stupid or sarcy answer.
No nastiness
Don't be creepy about women on Twitter. Looking at you, fellow dudes.
Never whinge about previous questions in question 5
Fight club rules.
Rule number 1 - there are no rules! (OK, I'm sure lots of people have written that...)
Not to ask questions.
To never post a question about the ROYAL FUCKING BABY!!
Just answer the question. No comments about others or their answers.
Be nice
All questions to be in the form of riddles.
Answer honestly, or at least with wit.
Stop whining about what other people write. As long as it doesn't hurt anyone and doesn't cross over into racism, homophobia etc what does it matter?
Play nicely. Don't complain about the survey. And don't mention other tweeters unless it's part of the question.
Succinct answers to question 5!
That @missprofanity gets her tits out for the lads every day.
Don't know
Please stop talking about your married lovers. Please stop going on about davielegend, naughtypob, missprofanity, princessleedee or whatever her name is, eatmyhalo - they are all far too fucking pleased with themselves already. Also that human centipede question went too far. Anything so filthy it's offensive should not go in. Ok ok I'm done.
Don't answer questions with "your Mun" or "@davielegend"
No using question 5 to justify your answers to earlier questions, or complain about them.
Remove all of the following *comedy* answers: "your mum", "minge" and "davielegend".
No disparaging remarks about other users
There has to be a neither/ none of the above option
No moaning about/commenting on Q1-4 answer options in the open answer box.
Don't drink and survey
Not to say your mum or @davelegend as an answer
No name calling.
it would be good to see a character limit on the open question, like 200 characters or something. it would stop all those rants we see
BLIMEY, has Cameron got to this, too? Bar the rules of common decency and consideration towards others that I'd expect adults (and kids) to have instilled in themselves already, none.
Never say what is being asked from you in the poll. Just put what you want, as long as it looks like you have typed something, it doesn't really matter.
What happens on 5urvey stays on 5urvey
Don't offend others.
Either answer the questions or don't but don't bloody moan about them.
Don't be an insufferable cunt/stop abusing @rookin when he's putting effort in to make these surveys
I don't think it should have rules.
...there are no rules... (Loads of people will put this, eh?)
No abusing other people
Something about not harassing the poor bastards that get their names mentioned in this section every day.
Be honest
Don't be a prick.
You have to do it with one hand tied behind your back.
That everybody is nice to @rookin. It's not like he gets paid for doing this
That @missprofanity & @tinytwink should use my face as a toilet seat.
Not to be mean to each other or slag off each others' answers/comments. What's the point? As my little granny used to say, "if you've got nowt nice to say pet, then keep yer trap shut"!
No names in answers.
Same rules as Fight Club...
RULES ARE SHITE.
Stop taking it so bloody seriously. No one is forcing you to participate. If some one is being a twat, ignore them, people write that sort of stuff to get a reaction, don't give them what they want! If you don't like the way it's worded, don't answer, or submit your own questions? I'm sure it's meant to be fun! And if you're lucky it can be heartwarming at times too. Smile, be happy. It's nice.
To stop entering names of the so called 'twitter elite' in the final answer just because you think it's funny or cool.
No ellipses in place of a question mark.
No being snide to people.
One word answers to Q5 ..... yes I KNOW that was five words smartarses
Always be honest
There should be no rules.
Don't poke fun at the 'twitter elite'
no swearing
Don't be a dick.
Just answer q5 or ignore it, don't ramble on about the other questions, or rant about irrelevant shit! RANT OVER ;-)
Don't be rude/nasty
You don't talk about #5urvey
Try not to be a dick.
If this is your first night, you have to fight.
Don't use #5urvey to be passive aggressive.
No rules.... Rules are sucky
I like the open-ended nature of it, I would be reluctant to impose too many restrictions on it.
I'm not a massive fan of rules
Erm..
That if you're going to be an arse, try and limit your fuckwittery to one reply per week.
Give an option for "don't know" and "don't care" for each answer
That we can answer the twitter elite question here. Some bitches would like to be elite but they're just skanky sluts, @princessmissdee
No sycophants.
I guess just something about not abusing anybody.
Making it so no @ names at all getting mentioned in the last question. A lot of people get annoyed that the same few names keep getting mentioned, other people get put off doing the survey because they don't get a mention. So I think it should be that NO-ONE gets a mention. I don't know how you'd implement this though. I don't like the general tone on Q5 atm. It's all just people being nasty, bitchy, self-pitying. I feel sorry for Rookin, he started this as bit of fun and a lot of people don't seem able to respect that. If you can't be nice, don't do the survey. It's easy as that.
Everyone should be naked when completing each survey.
Stop using 5urvey to a) have a dig at people you are too scared to say things to directly and b) stop using 5urvey for sycophantic dribbling over certain Twitter users..
stop the idiots useing this for stupid personal rants...................................................................................
It's fine as it is. Love them!
No 'anonymous' flirting. #getaroom
It shouldn't have any.
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