Results - 18/07/2013
1. Do you believe in horoscopes?
Yes
No
89.4%
2. Have you ever milked a cow?
Yes
No
21.8%
78.2%
3. Have you ever raised money for charity?
Yes
No
88.6%
4. Are you a Harry Potter fan?
Yes
No
47.9%
52.1%
5. If you had the day off today what would you do and where would you go?
I'd stay indoors and have a marathon legs and co viewing fest from saved sections of top of the pops 1978 then I'd burst.
Depends on who else has the day off.
Central London forbidden planet, catch done films, have dim sum, arcades. That sorta thing
Go to the lido
Stay at home, cos I'm broke! If I DID have some cash, a day at Alton Towers would be fun! (As long as I had someone to go with, of course! Crap, when you go on your own!)
I would not got to work and sleep I because I'm a boring twat.
Powillimont. Beach. Use my new binoculars i received from Bish for my birthday.
I do have the day off and I'm going to sit on my arse and watch the cricket and the golf with the windows open and with a nice cold drink. Also, how many people are going to answer I'd run away with the man/woman I'm secretly in love with? Seriously people! Stop it! You're making yourselves miserable and just trying to escape when you haven't realised there's nothing you need to escape from. Stop looking for love where you can't get it. Relish the present! Trust me, I've been there. Unattainable love is a pathway to despair. Stop it, look around you, grow up and open your fucking eyes!
The Maldives and do bugger all
I'd take a history book, a notepad and pen, I'd go up to the Lake District, I'd climb up somewhere like Easedale Tarn in Grasmere and I would sit, read, paddle in the water and soak up the tranquility and peacefulness. Nothing else would matter.
I do and I'm spending most of the day in Skyrim doing Skyrim based activities.
Go to the beach
if I had the money I'd hire a boat and spend the day on the water. read a bit, listen to music a bit, listen to the waves s bit.
I do have the day off, I'm self employed and I'm better than you.
Contemplating taking the day off (bosses are out). Tan. Run. Relax. Perfect.
Fly to Cadiz and hang out with @wh1sks
Stoke on Trent for the workds biggest hug. I hope I'm there to read this
Play golf at the old course
I'd record some music in my studio, then go for a nice long walk.
Lords Cricket ground watching cricket my man
On a secluded beach with loads of ice cold beer and my ipod
Honestly? I'd have a lay in and then probably go sit in a pub garden.
I'd go to work. I'm quite forgetful.
Sneak off and have illicit sex with my lover
I'd have a bit of time to myself.
I'd invent beaming and go visit my twitter crush.
I had the day off. I went nowhere
I did have the day off. I went to London and had sushi for lunch and Thai for dinner. And I went to an amazing gig.
Stay inside in the air conditioning and clean my house. It's pretty hot here.
I'd go home (I'm away for work at the moment) and sit in the sun with a book and some wine and my partner. Please can you sort this for me?
Space, man.
I have it off. I'm going to watch television and eat a pizza. Rock and/or roll.
Go to Tintern Abbey on my motorbike. Enjoy every minute of the ride. Especially where the road runs parallel to the river wye. The road is in the shade too.
hopefully somewhere nice with my girlfriend.
I would stay in bed and read a book. And masturbate. Masturbate a huge amount. In fact, fuck the book I would wank all day till my nads turned inside out. Fuck yeh. Tomorrow is a fucking wank frenzy. Look out sock
I would go to the gym and laze by the outdoor pool and swim and sunbathe and eat lunch. Then I would go to the cinema and eat popcorn. All alone but free from all worries. Just for one day.
Somewhere green & quiet, preferably near some sort of water & read a book cover to cover.
I'd go to Disney World Florida with husband and son, if magic could happen as well as a day off.
I would head over to the WWT place at Arundel and look at the birds. I would enjoy some quiet there.
I'd go round to the house of @angryplumber and sit on his face.
Lay on the setee, feed my kids, eat worcester sauce crisps, watch something to do with the police, watch the Titchmarsh to regain emtional control, then go on Twitter, then watch something brilliant, then go to bed. I'd squeeze lunch in too.
To the Southbank. It's my favourite place in London.
I'd stay in my house and pull my cock. I do have the day off, so that's exactly what I'm going to do. Good suggestion. Thanks 5urvey.
Go to the seaside and eat fish & chips on the pier. Pure heaven!
To a garden centre, then plant the new flowers in my garden and sit there to enjoy them. Accompanied by a G&T.
I'm not very exciting and would probably just potter around the house.
A small local historical town - it's would be nice to see it on a quiet week day
The beach - not been to a beach to swim or paddle in years or a late night, balaclava wearing visit to my uncle to twat ten shades of shit out of him for the pain and massive rift he has caused in my family. Will never forgive him for his selfish actions #Light&Dark
I have the day off every day, I'm broken. So probably the same as yesterday, and tomorrow!
Shopping for the coolest and the coolest suit I could find for a wedding this Saturday
Paris; it's nicer than Leeds
I'd go home, stretch out on the sofa and listen to the first day of the test match at Lords. Simple pleasures
Poker in Vegas!
To see a certain beautiful lady and fuck all day
I'd spend it with my daughters as I work and study so many hours that I miss out on so much time with them. We might go to the seaside for the day. Yes.
Sleep in, read a bit, walk somewhere, watch some entertaining if unrealistic television, and eat something delicious.
I do have the day off today. I plan to sleep, take Lemsip, and hopefully recover before working a weekend of long days...
I am off today. I'm going to see Pacific Rim, write some music, and go and see about my new tattoo. Go me and my exciting life.
I would sleep in until midday. Walk into town about 4pm and buy chips and a bottle of wine to drink on the beach.
To visit my mum. I live 30 miles away. I get one day off per week & always spend the day with her. I take her out for lunch then take her shopping.
Pub & gin gin gin!!
I'd either stay in bed as long as possible, go to the gym, clean the bathroom and read old Sunday supplements, or walk along the South Bank and have an oyster ice-cream and a drink at the Prop-Up bar. Either way, I'd rather be at work, really.
To the sea On my own.
I do have the day off a d I'm heading for the Latitude Festival. Should be fantastic
I have. I'm going to ride my bicycle.
I DO have the day off...*starfishes in bed*
Spend the day in the garden with the kids, maybe go to the park. And then the pub, obviously.
I'd take @missprofanity out for a drink, then I'd check into a hotel with her and smash her back doors right in.
Off on the train somewhere. A bit of shopping, a few drinkies, maybe some lunch. Probably Cambridge as its only a few stops from where I live.....
I'd go to wherever @ginhuman is and make love to him (with @davielegend of course)
I'd go into town for a haircut and nice lunch on my own
I do have the day off! I'm going for Amatsu (if you have any back problems this is amazing), lunch and meeting a twitter person I've never met before. Then a pedicure. No plan for the remainder yet.
I can't be bothered to do anything and I don't have anyone to do anything with. Instead, I would just sit and ponder my miserable existence. Which, incidentally, is exactly what I will be doing.
Lord's for the second test, of course.
I would just sit in the garden and relax in the sunshine, drinking cold beer/cider.
I would stay at home with my lovely, and she would be surprised when she woke up and saw me still there and we would have all the sex and then eat unhealthy snacks in bed. Then walk the dogs.
I'd of liked to have gone to a beach, and not a chavvy horrible one like Skegness. Just a nice quiet beach to relax on and do sweet F.A.
The seaside
I do have the day off today, and I'm going to my graduation ceremony. Woo!
Wank
I have too many days off. I want/ need a job. I need to feel a sense of worth again.
I would go to Legoland with Em and eat Lego chips and ride Lego rides and have Lego fun and buy Lego things. Lego.
would go to Pollock swimming pool, shut it to the public & enjoy the wave machine all to myself.
Take my wife out for a meal.
As this is a fantasy day off, I am ignoring the heat and my bad leg. A breakfast of bacon and cake then I would take a picnic and my GPS and head for the hills, hunting tupperware until it was time to shower and change for cocktails. Then dinner with friends and drinking until I dance in public.
My bed! And sleep blissfully. Sad but true.
I have absolutely no idea. #blank
New York
I'd go sit in an industrial coldstore & watch the Ashes with a few brews. Simple pleasures. Aim low, avoid disappointment.
Enjoy the peace and quiet and do abit of reading, that's how I roll!!!
stay at home and look for a new job as I have just been fired and am worried about my pregnant wife, 2 kids and bills...Also watch the golf, cricket and Tour de France.
Wells, I would very much like to go to Wells. Yes, Wells, with you. That would be perfect. #ifonly #oneday
The park with a kite & a picnic & some friends.
I'd sit and draw pictures of me with all the different women I fancy on twitter. Of which there are about 4 or 5. I'd draw pictures of us having a picnic, feeding some geese (ducks can fuck off), flying a kite, picking daisys and making daisy chains (to imprison the impudent daisys, little do they know), sailing on a boat, getting married, having a blissful holiday without any bloody kids (we're not having any kids because Christ kids are annoying and we don't all need to have them, OK?), and burying each other after we have died following our years of brilliant times together. I have had days off before.
I would go back to my home town, hug my friends & never come back!
I'd go to see The Summer Exhibition at The Royal Academy and stop at the massive Waterstones at Piccadilly to look at the books. Then I'd go to the Portrait Gallery to see the Portrait Awards. I'd have dinner in Kettners, Soho, then go and see War Horse at the theatre before returning to my air conditioned room at The Savoy. I'm assuming money's no object but if it is then I'll just put me feet up in the garden all day, drinking strawberry Ribena and eating my own body weight in Ben & Jerry's.
Stay in bed until 11, go for a fry up, go to the park and people watch......with beer.
sleep, then watch tv, then end up depressed about how much work there was to do and how my personal life is so lonely. I'd like to make some more friends and personal connections, but a lot of people are reactionary pricks.
I do have the day off. I'm going to work on my base tan and pack for my holidays. Might sing a bit.
Wank
I would go for tea and pastries at Carluccios in St Pancras and stay there all day...there air con is amazing.
The beach or a park. I would read, paddle, enjoy being in nature. Better with company too.
I'd go to the cricket with the man I love, who does have the day off.
Queens Park for a picnic
I do actually have a day off today, but we are so short staffed I am going into work. It's not too bad though as I know it's genuinely appreciated. (My plan was to weed the garden, thistles have exploded).
Drive out to the coast
I would bring my wife to work, then I would make plans to surprise my wife with dinner at her favorite restaurant, then I would pick her up and bring her to said dinner and let her realize I planned it all a day prior when she reads #5urvey. Yeah I think I'll do that.
I would bring my wife to work, then I would make plans to surprise my wife with dinner at her favorite restaurant, then I would pick her up and bring her to said dinner and let her realize I planned it all a day prior when she reads #5urvey. Yeah I think I'll do that.
Ideally, I'd fly somewhere new (maybe to hug one of you lovely people having a rough time). Realistically, I'd go for a hike in the mountains.
I would go nowhere and MMORPG all day peacefully with no one to bother me.
Go take the ferry to San Francisco for a day trip
I would go and see my mum
I'd take @eatmyhalo out for the day. We'd go to Tate Liverpool in the morning, picnic lunch on a riverbank in the countryside and spend the afternoon walking in the woods. In the evening we'd have dinner at her favourite eatery then go to a private screening of Jaws. I'd drop her off at home and awkwardly thank her for the perfect day.
I did. I met up with some friends and we went the pub and then had ice cream like proper grown ups.
X x X Just for the cunt who complained about it yesterday X x X @ YOU FUCK OFF CUNT Cheers X x X xxx X x X
I'm currently jobless so I have every day off but not the funds to pay to do anything (don't qualify for benefit). In which case, I'll pick going for a long walk with my other half and the dogs while we still have the lovely weather.
I'm pissed,,,
I have 6 weeks off, I'm a teacher. I'm causing mischief tomorrow, same as any other day.
I would go to the beach and read and hang out with my best friend and maybe draw or paint a bit.
Take my wife and kids to Trevone, Cornwall. Spend the day on the beach.
I'd go to The British Museum with the woman I love
I would stay in my garden and sunbathe!
I'd take my children and dog and runaway to Cornwall - best place in the world
Play with baby dotter all day
I would go to the cinema and see Pacific Rim. I don't cope well with heat, so the coolness would help. I have anxiety disorder which means concentration is hard, so daytime cinema is better. I've given a lot of time & attention to others recently, and need time to myself. Also: rim *sniggers childishly*
To Ramsgate. For a walk before it got too hot. Then lunch. Then an aircon'd cinema in the afternoon
I'd go and swim in the sea. I'm desperate to - I'm swimming regularly and I have a deep desire to swim in the open water of the sea.
I would spend the day with my family. It doean't matter where.
Stand in the refrigerated aisle at Tesco. And as for horoscopes, try reading another sign instead of your own for a month then come back to me. It's pseudo-scientific claptrap.
I would try really hard to go for a long walk, get some exercise and enjoy the sun while it's still here. Realistically I'd sit on the sofa all day eating crisps.
I'd love a day off from this. I'm so bored of the routine and the things that I have to do that I'd probably just waste the day blissfully doing nothing
I'd go for a run, then I'd stay in the garden and watch the cricket.
Find a rooftop bar with amazing views of London, get a nice long drink and watch the world go by....
The zoo
I would go to Scotland, hunt @iamhellsbells down and ravish her. Weather permitting.
I DO have the day off today. Going to meet a Twitter friend for a date.
Stay in bed and do nothing!
I would buy Bernard's watch and stop time and I would then get on a plane with Tim Tomato and I would fly us to Disneyland Florida, then after that I would fly us to Canada and see our friend. Then we would pop to the Northern Lights as he has always wanted to go and then we would go home. Realistically if I tried to fly a plane we would die, so it would turn out to be a bad day off.
I'd cycle to a mountain, run up it then down it, then cycle home
I don't know anyone else who has the day off so I'd do really boring things like some shopping I need to do, then perhaps relax in the sun if the weather turns out good!
Head to Hunstanton beach. Which is about 80 miles away but our closest.
I would go on a long bike ride followed by a swim at the local lido and then barbecue T-bone steak in the back garden.
Lord's, obviously. Or if I couldn't get tickets I'd find a pleasant spot with reasonable radio reception and listen to TMS
Recovering from surgery so can't go anywhere except back garden today. Happy it's sunny.
I'd ask CP out and take her somewhere for lunch and spend the day talking and laughing somewhere along the coast.
Stay in bed & have sex.....all day!
Beach. With daughter & BF.
Take my camera, and head out to East Lothian, for castles and beaches
I would stay at home catching up with all the things I am lagging behind with!
I have the day off from the children, does that count? Actually, for me it does
I will catch up on some work, read a book and have a bath. I don't want to go anywhere... except maybe my bed, for a good long nap.
I've got the day off and I'm getting my hurr did
I am off work today.im going to sit in the garden and do bugger all!
I have the day off, but no money, so I will probably stay out of the sun and watch a film. If money was no problem, I would head to Brighton to see my friend.
To see The Ashes at Lords.
I'd have a deep tissue shoulder massage (it always aches from using a mouse all day), then sit in the sun and read.
I would take my lovely boyfriend to a secluded beach with a yummy picnic and lie in the sun reading and play in the sea all day. Then in the evening we would retire to a cosy beach hut and have ALL THE GOOD SEX.
To @missprofanity's house where I bend her over the table and stick my willy up her bum.
I would travel to London and try and warn people of the dangers of a bob hair cut.
I'd take a family day out with a picnic and day trip x
I'm on holiday sat beside my private pool (private for this week) outside my villa in the mountains of Corfu. Back to the grind next week.
Seasiiiiiiide
I have got today off! I'm going to the beach!
I'd probably go for a walk in the country with my dog, stop off somewhere nice for lunch and in the afternoon maybe mooch round a book shop or two.
I am off. I am returning a bra to debenhams and going to the doctors re my anaemia . Rock n roll!
Your Mum's house.
I'd stay in bed and weep. I'm currently crippled with anxiety.
Gym
My study for some photo editing
Just one day? I'd probably go back to bed.
I have got the day off today and sadly I'm going to a funeral. After that though I'm going to watch my kids in their sports day so it'll end nicely. Also, when the results for this come out I'm going to unfollow every single moron who says they believe in horoscopes!
I do have the day off today. I'm spending it going to fat club & doing housework. TRAGIC.
I'd go to my studio and learn the billion songs I've got to play next weekend :/
To the seaside
I would go to the beach.
I have .. I'm going to Asda.. Living the dream
I have .. I'm going to Asda.. Living the dream
I do have the day off. I'm going to lie here until I stink.
I have got the day off, and like all my mid-week days off I will so fuck all as everyone else is at work.
I'd probably head to my garden and enjoy all the fun of mind-altering substances. And sleep. Mustn't forget sleep.
London. Sight seeing.
No where I'm off to bed. Night shift sucks.
Spend it at the seaside!
I do have the day off and im off to Tenby beach
I would go and buy ice cream, ice cream soda and vodka. I would then go back home and get roaring drunk whilst sun bathing. It seems churlish to have a meaningful plan when the sun is out......
Monkey world in Dorset
Masterbate into a milk bottle in Hull
I would grab someone who I've been promising to do this with for ages, drive to the coast, tunes blasting, singing along. We would spend the day eating ice creams, playing in the arcades, making sandcastles on the beach and getting our fortunes told by a gypsy lady in a caravan. We would eat fish & chips & get drunk on the beach. It would be fun.
To @ilovepinto for a burrito.
I'd probably just piss it away, sitting in various pub beer gardens, getting slowly sozzled and listening to golf and cricket on the radio.
I'd go to the beach
I have the day off and I'm going to Isle of Wight. Tho I'd choose Canada.
I have technically got the day off (self employed & no jobs booked in on sites) BUT will be good and get paperwork/ book keeping & standards up to date. I can do this in the garden whilst drinking which is a bonus. You watch, it'll fucking rain now.
I'd go home and play Xbox and drink beer in my garden.
I would go out for a long walk/bike ride toa small village with my boyfriend, stop off at a couple of pubs, and come home. Sounds very small and a bit sad that I'd want to do just that, but due to his family commitments, we don't get that much time for just the two of us.
I have the day off and I'm off to hospital again. Lovely.
I do have the day off because I'm really ill. I would go to New York and sit in Central Park with my boyfriend if I could though.
I do and I'm going out for lunch with a girl I like and then playing football later on. But if money was no problem then I would make her take the day off and go to Newquay beach with her.
Nowhere because I'm a loser and don't leave my room
Outdoor Pool, and sit in the sun :-)
I do have the day off because I am severely depressed. I will sleep until I have to go see my counsellor then I will go back home and do nothing.
I do and I'm going to London with @dreamylou for a very special day tomorrow.
I'd stay at home and pull myself around the house
I would go to Millom,get a coffee(if they've even heard of coffee),sit in the square and watch the incestuous weirdos going about their daily (and possibly distressing) business.
To a beach, with many friends and big picnic!
Stay at home doing nothing. Bliss
Today is that day. Staying at home to cut the grass. Rock and roll.
Well probably just to the coffee shop with my mates like usual bit skint and don't drive. Too warm to be sat on a bus/coach to get anywhere decent. if money/transport wasn't an option id go to Skegness or Blackpool haven't been to the seaside in years.
I HAVE got the day off.. sucks to be you! I'm going to walk the dogs on the beach and go to a beer garden.
I'd be really boring and stay at home, chilling out.
1. If horoscope sounds good for the day, I'll believe it.. 3. Does selling pens at work for cancer research count? 5. I do have today off.. So far all I've done is drink tea, arse about on twitter and do this survey..and it's not 10am yet. Rest of the day is going to follow similar pattern but with some cold cider drinking in there
I'd take the family and go and wander round Kew Gardens preferably with a picnic. Then stop off for pizza on the way home. My kind of day off!
I AM off today. I was supposed to take a (34yr old) friend out for lunch. She has been waiting for a heart bypass, unfortunately her symptoms got worse yesterday and she has to go in to hospital today instead. I will therefore spend my day worrying until I hear from her.
I have and the garden.
I do have the day off. Gym. Park.
Well I do have the day off and I'm going to London in preparation for my wonderful brave boy to be awarded his QGM tomorrow. xxx
Far away.
i am off today...and i've watched a couple of episodes of 'orange is the new black', then i'm going out for lunch with mother, then it's off for coffee with the bestie, then spend the afternoon with a pint in the sun and then bbq tonight
I do have the day off, I'm going to waste it watching cricket and the tour de France.
I have every day off, but today I'm going to try and change that by going to an interview for a job I don't really want.
Well it happens that I do, and I am going for lunch. However, I'd actually choose to stay in the house deepthroating my bf.
sit in the garden and scream at the kids to stop emptying the paddling pool by splashing the washing
Nowhere, as I have no life and no friends.
Sit in my garden and drink pimms, paint the fence, read my book, play with my kitties, go to the park for a picnic at lunch, play tennis and a bit of frisbee, then pub for a delicious glass of wine at 4.30 so I get a good seat in the lovely beer garden before everyone else arrives after work. WINNER.
Pretty simple and unsophisticated but prob play golf with my dad or go for a swim at the lido then sit in the garden watching the Ashes, have a few friends round and laugh a lot, few cheeky bets, have dinner in the garden with my girlfriend, also eat some Mccoys salt and vinegar crisps.
I really have got the day off. I'd LIKE to be naked on a beach. In reality, I have a hospital appointment.
Pub garden. Easy
Very boring but I would go back to bed, turn the fan on & watch films. Then I'll try & tame my new budgie to sit on my finger. I'm off tomorrow so this is exactly what in going to do.
I do!
I'm going to go for a swim, and then I'm going to the movies with a couple of mates.
With my girl and my dog. Everything else is superfluous
I am off. I've by bunged little one into the crèche and am in the gym. Big one's sports day this afternoon. Woods with the Brownies tonight. All far too active, would much rather watch Homes Under the Hammer and eat cream cakes.
I would be lying on the beach.
I'd sit in my front room, in my pants watching the Test match.
I'd spend all day having hot sticky sex with my lover.
Ooh I'd have had a lovely lie in, getting up at about 10am, then I'd shower, put on a dress and drive over to Windsor, getting some form of picnic on the way. Then Í'd spend the day with my feet in the Thames, reading/watching the world go by/tweeting. Then, at about 4pm I'd drive home (the traffic shouldn't be TOO bad) hop into the shower once more (because driving in the heat wouldn't have been all that fresh) open up all the doors and windows, sit in the lovely cool living room, watch a film, and then at about 9pm, move to the bedroom where I'd sit and look out at the garden through the french doors. I might at that point eat some chicken. I like chicken. Then I'd doze off to sleep. (Then wake up, close the doors - sadly, might I add) and put the fan on. zzzzz.
To the beach!
I'd sit in my front room, in my pants watching the Test match.
I've had three weeks off and done fuck all
Down to the seaside with my girlfriend.
I have today off. I'm going to get shitfaced.
Go to the Ashes test at Lord's Cricket Ground.
To the beach. To sit and stare out to sea and try to get my head straight. Depression is a bastard.
I have the day off and am spending it in my garden. I could do with a butler. He would bring me cocktails & cocaine.
I'd probably spend most of the morning having a wank and then watch recorded episodes of Jeremy Kyle. I'd then probably lie in the sun for a bit
If you mean day of from work, I have every day off. I wouldn't mind a day off from my life though. Be someone else for a day. I'd be healthy and fit, just to see what it feels like.
We'd borrow my friend's dad's car, go to an art musuem, go watch a baseball match, at a fancy restaurant, visit the Sears tower, take part in the Von Stueben Day parade and maybe finish the day in the pool. Hey batter batter batter! Swing batter! ... hit, SWING batter!
I do have the day off. I'm spendingit with my gorgeous 2 week old nephew
I would go round @thuckster__'s house to watch the cricket/golf/WOTSIT FEST.
I do have today off. I'm heading out for lunch in the sun. Alone.
St James park and sit on a deck chair and watch pelicans get fed
I'd go out to the New Forest with my partner with a picnic, paddle in the water and relax
Go and sit in an air-conditioned room with a nice view (I don't like sitting out in the sun).
I would toddle off with my new camera and take lots and lots and lots of photos.
I'd just go home. Dull, I know, but I need a rest. I'd put a good film on and relax. Probably drink quite a lot of tea.
I would go to the coast and read a book
a day off?
?? thats a joke...........................................................................
I'd go to the cinema to watch The Worlds End and show my tweetheart a popcorn trick
I would go and find the guy that I like and let him know.. It's safe to say that will never happen, but this is just hypothetical anyway.
Drive to Marlow and have a bowl down the river...
I would go in to town to buy a few things then relax in the sun in the garden
Go to the coast, sit on beach with a cold drink & eat fish and chips with my boyfriend and grandson.
I would go to my favourite pub with a good book and drink and eat in their garden. Bliss
I have today off. I'm eating peanuts.
I do have the day off. I'm combining playing Football Manager, watching the 1st day of the 2nd Ashes Test and lounging on the sofa!
I would love to say something constructive, like go and arrange flowers in a church or something, but i would probably just end up going shopping or reading a book. Apathy rules OK!
I have the day off. I'm camped out on the sofa watching The Open. I'll probably not move out of this position until Sunday.
I'd go for a cup of tea and a slice of cake with @azzathepirate
I'd like to say I'd make use of it and head out for the day, but I'd clearly just spend to day under a wet sheet, sobbing about the heat.
For a long walk. I'd have a picnic. It would be epic.
I'd pop out, buy wine, a cool box, some more tanning oil, and a Lilo then get back in the paddling pool in my garden. I have a half day today, so that's kinda what I'll be doing in an hour anyway.
I would just be sunbathing in my garden by the paddling pool, crazy or what!
Morning bike ride, fit skirting boards in kitchen, Shower, hour of skyrim, walk to pub for burger & chips, 4/5 pints cider, read paper in beer garden. Home, sleep for an hour. Wife gets home, get shouted at for being half pissed. Bed.
I do have the day off but it was due to being on nights so didn't get to bed until after sunrise. Morning has been spent sleeping. Now watching Blackadder in bed, debating both a shower and more sleep. School run in a couple of hours. Sadly a day off in reality is not the same as where I wish I could go.
I do have the day off. I'm in between uni years which means I have 4 months of days off. As it is, I'm doing nothing and going nowhere.
Morning bike ride; afternoon reading after lunch; evening riverside pub with friends
I'm currently laid by the pool drinking lager
I'd find @jimbobbers and hug him.
Drink cold beer in the garden B)
Weed the garden.
I just left work half way threw and I'm now on the train home. However if I could go anywhere it would be Brighton, but I will have to wait till next Thursday for that .
I do have the day off today And I'm spending it reading outside a cafe. It's been lovely.
I would spend it with my lover. By the sea. Naked.
I am off and I'm revising.
Home to bed.
I have had the day off! I had sex on my sofa with my lover. Good times.
Far far away
I would go and sit on a cliff top somewhere and think about jumping off.
I would have stayed with my man... had a sleepy lie in & then walked the dogs along the beach... instead I was up at 5am to drive 2hrs back home for back to back meetings.
The Oval to watch the cricket in the sunshine with a cider or five. Would probably grab Captain Parsnip on the way and encourage him to throw a sickie too
Muirfield. Watch the cricket.
Jump on a plane and fly far, far away.
London. To take pictures because I'm a bit of a geek
I have the day off and spent it delivering leaflets for my sisters fella and later I might go to the gym. Not very exciting but for us common folk, everyday life is pretty uneventful
I'd take my ipod, a good book, a towel and my sunnies and lay on the beach til sunset.
I'd go to the cinema. I never get to go to the cinema!
Thursday is my day off.what did I do today? Went to work this morning like a total mug because someone had cocked up the rota, ten went and had a picnic under a tree in the cathedral grounds this afternoon. Now contemplating going to the pub...
Dogging at a nudist beach.
I had the day off today and I had a 4 hour nap. Sleeping is the best possible use of my time lately. However in an ideal world I would have spent the day in a luxury (air conditioned) spa, being pampered from head to toe, then I'd get Russell Brand to take me out for a champagne dinner on a boat in Paris. He doesn't drink so double champagne for me. #boom
Somewhere relaxing. With air con. And chocolate.
at home, in bed, reading
up to Birmingham to get laid by the guy I've been flirting with for the past month or so.... it's been a while. Driving 100 miles for sex is absolutely acceptable. And no, apparently there aren't any men in Surrey who'd like to shag me (or in general I don't like picking someone up in a bar for a one night stand)
To a pub garden.. By the river...With someone handsome... And get drunk on wine
If it was a secret day off I'd go to the cinema. If my family knew I was off then I'd probably do something with them
The seaside!
I had the day off, I lay in my garden almost naked.
The pub
I am off today and I've spent it sanding and painting garden furniture. This has been made much harder by the discovery that a load of wood eating wasps had made their homes in said furniture. Twats.
stay in & get pissed
To a long empty beach, and walk.
Stay home and have cuddles with my bf
Out for drinks!!!
Out for drinks!!!
Delamere Forest for a long walk
I would sleep just simply sleep
I would go and spend the day with a certain amazing woman who lives in a different city.
I have the day off & I am hiding inside with the air conditioning.
I did... I drove my brother to Stevenage, had a coffee, and came home to watch the Ashes... I wanted to go to the pub
I'd sit in the garden with a gin and tonic. #livingthedream
I'd leave the baby with her dad, go and sit in an air conditioned cinema and watch as many movies as I could
Had one.Spent half an hour with someone who shouldn't be seeing me.Best half hour of the day.She says she's going to leave but I don't know if she will.Don't care.Just want her.
I'd follow my girlfriend to find out who it is she's seeing behind my back, then dump all her possessions outside his place. Probably get a pizza after that.
I'd go to Abersoch. And eat ice creams on the beach with Ben. And swim in the sea and switch off for a bit.
Lunch with friends then go somewhere with air conditioning like an art gallery.
I would make a film, have got a great idea for one along the coast actually, perfect excuse to get to the beach!
Swimming/surf-skiing in the sea. Any nice sea. With a nice beach, preferably deserted
Front room, on the settee, fan on, legs akimbo, watching tele.
I had the day off today and I spent the morning shopping and the afternoon sleeping. Oooh the excitement!
It's a bit late now but I'd have spent it in the garden I guess, doing large amounts of drugs in the nude.
i'd stay in the shade. its too hot.
Sit in my pants alternating between playing Mario Kart with some foreigners on the internet and masturbating.
I don't get much time to myself without husband/child in tow so I keep thinking about taking days off without telling them. I'd take the dog for a nice walk in some hills, or I'd get a massage and nice lunch somewhere they wouldn't like or go to a gallery and the local bookshop. Peace and quiet would rule the day and I would grin a lot.
I'd go to the beach and eat fish n chips then ice cream and drink ice cold cider
I don't have any on to make this a day off. I haven't left the house.
Somewhere air conditioned to drink really cold IPA's
I did have it off, I sat on the settee all day watching tv!
I would've laid in til late wrapped in warm arms watching a movie and fooling around. Then we'd have gone to the beach and held hands while paddling our feet. We'd have watched the sun go down, eating sugary doughnuts with a blanket round our knees. That's what the dream me would've done. Shame it's never going to bloody happen. Breaks my heart every day.
Take my daughter to Warwick park so she could play in the lido, play on the park and have a ride on the fair. She's only 1, it would be like Disneyland to her (if she knew what that was, obvs)
I would ride my bicycle somewhere.
Back down south to see my family. X
I'm unemployed, so every day is a day off! However, if my sister was also off, we'd go to Carlisle shopping.
I would be at home sat in my pants.
Whitby, get some sun and great fish and chips stopping off at a country pub on the way home for refreshments!
Masturbate all day.
The Zoo
The seaside
I did and I went to meet twitter folk for lunch and shopping. It was aces.
I had today off. I did some gardening and sat out in the sun.
a round of golf and some filthy sex with the pro
Clashnessie Bay to paddle
To a Sauna and spend the entries day cooling off my unimaginably sweating knackers in the 'plunge' pool
I'd go downstairs, sit in my chair and drink a load of beer
I would lie in the sun in Princes Street Gardens.
To the SEASIDE.
I would take the family to Llandudno for the day. We would sit on the prom and eat fish and chips then go for a walk on the beach and go for a paddle then get ice cream. Later we would climb the orme and then go for afternoon tea.
Take my CSL out for a hoon in Essex
I'd hold hands with the man I love n go look at ruins in the countryside, find a pub for lunch, lay in the sunshine, then shag over a tree stump.
For drinks and sunbathing by the river!
For drinks and sunbathing by the river!
For drinks and sunbathing by the river!
I'd go to Walford and do Lauren Branning.
The seaside for a paddle and an ice cream!
Go to a beach on the East coast, probably near Aberdour
I did have the day off. I walked the dogs, visited an old friend who has pancreatic cancer and is dying, visited my daughter, did some shopping and came home to spend the evening with the TV, Twitter and a Diane Chamberlain novel..........and a bottle of wine.
I'd jump in my mk1 Golf with the roof down and drive, wind through my hair, feeling free, drive to a place where I could be on my own. I'd take my longboard, have a skate, think long and hard about stuff then go and end my life.
Home to chill out or get on with jobs that need doing around the house. Life in the bus lane
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Go to Holywell bay beach - heavenly
I'd go to clacton-on-sea to check on my lovely mum and see if she's coping alright in this heat.
I did! Went to the pub! Beer garden, beers and the Ashes. Bliss!
I would go on an adventure.
Go to the beach and eat ice creams all day...
I had the day off. I finally got me hair done and then watched le tour live. C'etait magnifique.
Eat cake
To the coast.
Nothing. Start the morning with some porn and a wank, maybe a bit of a doze. Up and make a coffee and settle down to sone serious xbox until about two hours before the wife gets home when I'll fly around the house tidying up, shower and pretend to have been hard at it all day. Heaven.
I would go to the beach and swim in the sea. Eat fish at lunchtime with a fine wine. Find a secluded spot on the beach and make love all afternoon. BBQ a large steak on the evening, watch a lovely film and toast marshmallows on a fire. Go to bed and snuggle for a long time. Can I get tomorrow off? X
Did. Nothing. Nowhere.
I would leave everything behind, go to a foreign country and never come back. At twenty one I never thought I would be married with a child and wishing I were dead on a daily basis.
Rest. Not getting enough downtime at the mo!
I would find @davechalk and squeeze him
Shopping then lunch
Somewhere colder.. seriously, I was not built for heatwaves!
I have the day off tomorrow. I'm going away for the weekend where I will sit in the sun in as few clothes as possible and be pampered silly.
Go with my dog to somewhere with a cool stream and just chill.
The baileys factory ... And drink ALL THE BAILEYS
I'm probably not allowed to say for legal reasons.
I'd have taken my younger tattooed lover & fucked his brains out in a hot & sweaty hotel room & shown him what a fantastic fuck an older woman is. Repeat.
I did have the day off and sheltered from 30 deg heat whilst drinking litres of water....still haven't peed..
Beach, eat, sleep
To Lord's to watch the Ages test match
I've been to paradise, but I have never been to me. I would go to me.
Today is now almost done. If I had had today off though I would have just lay in the garden and (safely) tanned.
Probably give the garden a tidy
I'd sunbathe in the garden, reading. I'm a proper boring bastard.
I'd like to go to the seaside. It's been ages since I saw the sea. I'd like to feel the sand under my feet, have a bag of chips (lots of salt & vinegar) and watch the waves. And maybe an ice cream, and perhaps a go in the arcade on the pier. I miss the seaside. Does anyone fancy coming with me?
Bed for a marathon wankathon
San Francisco, the best place I've ever visited.
Stay with the kids
Beach
I'd spend morning in bed with my man and then go out to a wood for a walk and a picnic. Preferably one with a stream, in which I could dabble my toes and cool a bottle of champers.
I'd spend morning in bed with my man and then go out to a wood for a walk and a picnic. Preferably one with a stream, in which I could dabble my toes and cool a bottle of champers.
A quiet beach somewhere that no one else knew about, with a swimming costume and a luxury picnic
I would love to meet Dolly and spend the day by the sea
Ride my bike and go to the beach
Camping